10 Times Andrew Garfield Was Actually Your Boyfriend
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10 Times Andrew Garfield Was Actually Your Boyfriend

Hey, let’s take a look at 10 times Andrew Garfield was actually your boyfriend! 1) This time, when he gazed adoringly into your eyes. 2) Or the time he teamed up with you, his significant other and famous peer, to outsmart the paparazzi by drawing attention to more important news. 3) Remember when he looked great in a suit and was … Continue reading

17 of Our Favorite Red Hot Sizzling Tips You Didn’t Know for Mind Blowing Intimacy Every Time You Do It
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17 of Our Favorite Red Hot Sizzling Tips You Didn’t Know for Mind Blowing Intimacy Every Time You Do It

If there’s one thing we know a lot about, it’s burning our mouths with food that is still too hot to eat. If there’s a second thing we know about, it’s intimacy. Here is a list of our best, tried and true tricks for all you ladies and men to achieve the kind of intimacy … Continue reading

20 Incredible Uses for Apple Cider Vinegar
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20 Incredible Uses for Apple Cider Vinegar

Bet you didn’t know apple cider vinegar was so handy! Did you know a little apple cider vinegar a day can prevent home invasions? Use apple cider vinegar to disband your musical improv theater group. Apple cider vinegar helps reduce/prevent forest fires and violent crime. It helps to regulate small business owners. It helps relieve … Continue reading

Woman in blossoming relationship should probably lie more often
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Woman in blossoming relationship should probably lie more often

A local woman in a 3-month-long “official” relationship is announcing she’s made a crucial mistake. “We kept fighting about things I do wrong, or details about past relationships I shouldn’t have brought up. So I decided to lie about both!” The woman says that when awkward topics or unhappy feelings do come up, she’s decided … Continue reading

Area Woman Hasn’t Been Having Vivid, Exciting Dreams About You, Unless That Is, You’d Be Cool With That
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Area Woman Hasn’t Been Having Vivid, Exciting Dreams About You, Unless That Is, You’d Be Cool With That

Harriet Vazquez, a sales rep in your building, confirmed that you were absolutely not in her dream last night, or any other night in recent memory. She added that on the off chance you were to find that scenario acceptable, she would not rule out the possibility of your appearance in future dreams, perhaps as … Continue reading

Your Friend And That Flaky Jerk She’s Seeing: The Rom-Com Trailer
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Your Friend And That Flaky Jerk She’s Seeing: The Rom-Com Trailer

EXT. LIBRARY – DAY CAITLIN, 25, leaves a library holding BOOKS. SMARMY NARRATOR (V.O.) Caitlin is just another bookish ponytail girl who’s more in love with books than boys. She trips into the arms of GREG, 25, who’s cute in a non-threatening way. They make some SWEET EYE CONTACT. SMARMY NARRATOR (V.O.) But love… Wrote her another … Continue reading

Horoscope Retractions (From The World’s Worst Horoscopist)
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Horoscope Retractions (From The World’s Worst Horoscopist)

Scientists make new discoveries all the time, including us here in the respected, constant-discovery-making field of horoscopy. And sometimes we just straight up miss or ignore stuff we shouldn’t have. Let he who never made a mistake at his job cast the first stone, all right? Virgo – When I wrote last week that “you’re … Continue reading

Yahoo! Answers Releases Advice Book Titled HELP PLEZ!!: how does babby get inside stomache?! And Other Dilemmas
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Yahoo! Answers Releases Advice Book Titled HELP PLEZ!!: how does babby get inside stomache?! And Other Dilemmas

Due to popular demand, the trusted section of Yahoo! entirely dedicated to all of the world’s questions has finally come out with a collection of its most tried and true advice in the book appropriately titled, HELP PLEZ!!: how does babby get inside stomache?! And Other Dilemmas With this new book, readers can find the answers … Continue reading