CHILDHOOD RUINED: Olsens’ “It Takes Two” To Be Rebooted With All-Female Cast
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CHILDHOOD RUINED: Olsens’ “It Takes Two” To Be Rebooted With All-Female Cast

Written by Leah Folta & Lia Woodward The internet is in an uproar after this morning’s announcement that Warner Bros. greenlit an all-female reboot of beloved childhood Olsen twins favorite It Takes Two – re-ruining childhoods already devastated by the recent Ghostbusters movie. Much of the outrage centers around the idea that two memorable roles … Continue reading

Nation’s Marginalized Citizens Sick Of Writing Think Pieces
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Nation’s Marginalized Citizens Sick Of Writing Think Pieces

LOS ANGELES, CA – As the famous law of physics states, every ignorant public comment or piece of media released by a prominent figure has an equal and opposite reaction from the blogosphere. Unfortunately for physics, ignorant comment-saying and media creation requires much less energy than the necessary response to explain why it was degrading … Continue reading

4chan threatens Dave’s mom with leaked nudes over “take out the trash” speech
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4chan threatens Dave’s mom with leaked nudes over “take out the trash” speech

After planning a brave takedown of Emma Watson’s feminazi propaganda about freeing men from their own gender stereotypes, certain members of 4chan’s /b/ board announced they’re targeting Dave’s mom next. “Women cry about unfair treatment, when Dave literally has to take out the trash?? Because his mom said so?”* posted one anonymous user about the … Continue reading

15 Things Only Human-Horse Hybrid People Will Understand
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15 Things Only Human-Horse Hybrid People Will Understand

There are some things in life that you’ll only get if you’re half human, half horse. Such as…. 1)   Never really knowing if you’re a human, or a horse. 2)   Finding pants is SO HARD when you’ve got horse legs! 3)   You HATE introducing yourself to new people because there’s always that moment where they … Continue reading

After Buzzfeed quiz, woman comes out to family as Jesse from Full House
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After Buzzfeed quiz, woman comes out to family as Jesse from Full House

 “This is who I am now,” Karen Hill from Encino tearfully announced to her family at a small press conference this morning. “And I am so, so grateful to everyone who’s accepted me as I always have been inside.” Ms. Hill, a first-time Buzzfeed test-taker, says she’s never seen Full House and is not sure … Continue reading

Jesus Deeply Moved By Support on Facebook
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Jesus Deeply Moved By Support on Facebook

In a statement issued Monday evening, Jesus of Nazareth, the central figure of Christianity, expressed his overwhelming gratitude for all of the “Likes” and “Shares” his pictures have received on Facebook, saying, “it really means a lot to me.” Until this week, Jesus, a self-proclaimed fan of face-to-face interactions and “just picking up the phone … Continue reading