10 Decorative Fall Gourds That Look More Like My Boobs Than Anything On HBO
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10 Decorative Fall Gourds That Look More Like My Boobs Than Anything On HBO

Maybe you think these fall gourds are weird looking, but I promise you wouldn’t think that if HBO would cast a wider variety of topless women. 1 Even these normal-looking little pumpkins probably make you feel a little weird when I say they look like my breasts – why? Is that the world we really want … Continue reading

5 Birds To Fantasize About Living As For The Rest Of Election Season
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5 Birds To Fantasize About Living As For The Rest Of Election Season

Instead of living through the last couple weeks of garbage smell in verbal form that all of our news feeds have become, try pretending that you are, instead, a graceful creature of the sky. Your news is birdsong and your desk is the trees. Your friends are birds too and your conversation is more birdsong. You … Continue reading

A Scientific Analysis Of Pop Rock Radio
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A Scientific Analysis Of Pop Rock Radio

If one, hypothetically, had a car with no aux outlet or tape deck and found those thingies that connect your iPod to the radio to be prohibitively expensive, that person might have a lot of opinions/observations/rage about pop/rock/”alternative” radio. Below is a scientific collection and analysis of those cases. Continue reading

Life After Losing Your Virginity: Incredible Before and After Photos
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Life After Losing Your Virginity: Incredible Before and After Photos

Each of these photos shows the subject going about every day life when they were virgins and after they underwent the life changing experience of s-e-x. See the difference! * indicates names have been changed. Here’s Terry* washing dishes weeks before she lost her virginity. Here’s Terry washing dishes the day after she lost her … Continue reading

An Ad Campaign For Handjobs: The Forgotten Sex Thing
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An Ad Campaign For Handjobs: The Forgotten Sex Thing

With all the other fun sex stuff you’ve discovered since your initial awakenings, we here at Handjobs® are a little concerned that you’ve forgotten handjobs. Like your childhood stuffed animal, we were important to you once. And why would you forget them? They’re more casual! It’s like a snack. And you love dinner, but still … Continue reading