Maybe you think these fall gourds are weird looking, but I promise you wouldn’t think that if HBO would cast a wider variety of topless women. 1 Even these normal-looking little pumpkins probably make you feel a little weird when I say they look like my breasts – why? Is that the world we really want … Continue reading
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5 Birds To Fantasize About Living As For The Rest Of Election Season
Instead of living through the last couple weeks of garbage smell in verbal form that all of our news feeds have become, try pretending that you are, instead, a graceful creature of the sky. Your news is birdsong and your desk is the trees. Your friends are birds too and your conversation is more birdsong. You … Continue reading
A Scientific Analysis Of Pop Rock Radio
If one, hypothetically, had a car with no aux outlet or tape deck and found those thingies that connect your iPod to the radio to be prohibitively expensive, that person might have a lot of opinions/observations/rage about pop/rock/”alternative” radio. Below is a scientific collection and analysis of those cases. Continue reading
14 Photos That Will Prove They Are Just Photos
When you’re done looking at these images, you will be unable to deny that they are photos of people and things. Rita and her flowers. You don’t know her. That’s Italy in the background because this is in Italy. . This donkey posing like a donkey. This is the ocean. This is kind of ominous … Continue reading
Sexy Cats and Adorable Men in Similar Poses
If Sexy Men and Adorable Cats in Similar Poses floated your boat, then Sexy Cats and Adorable Men in Similar Poses is going to make your boat sprout wings and fly off into space. Meeeeeeeow. Continue reading
Life After Losing Your Virginity: Incredible Before and After Photos
Each of these photos shows the subject going about every day life when they were virgins and after they underwent the life changing experience of s-e-x. See the difference! * indicates names have been changed. Here’s Terry* washing dishes weeks before she lost her virginity. Here’s Terry washing dishes the day after she lost her … Continue reading
Sideboob: The new fragrance by The Internet
You know you’d buy it. Continue reading
An Ad Campaign For Handjobs: The Forgotten Sex Thing
With all the other fun sex stuff you’ve discovered since your initial awakenings, we here at Handjobs® are a little concerned that you’ve forgotten handjobs. Like your childhood stuffed animal, we were important to you once. And why would you forget them? They’re more casual! It’s like a snack. And you love dinner, but still … Continue reading