Ferris Bueller Spent Day Home Sick According to High School Calendar
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Ferris Bueller Spent Day Home Sick According to High School Calendar

CHICAGO, IL – Ferris Bueller doubled down Tuesday in a public statement that he spent the entire school day in question at home, sick and in bed after providing calendars from his time in high school in the 80s that make no mention of being anywhere other than his room that day. “I have never … Continue reading

OPINION: What is the path to redemption in the MeToo movement so that I know for when my own misconduct comes out
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OPINION: What is the path to redemption in the MeToo movement so that I know for when my own misconduct comes out

NEW YORK– Last Sunday night Louis C.K. surprised the audience at the Comedy Cellar with a 15 minute set (which honestly doesn’t sound THAT long, or at least not as long as other guys I’ve heard stories about and certainly no longer than any one of us has done) suggesting his return to comedy and … Continue reading

Scientific Community: “Love already 90% dead due to human activity.”
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Scientific Community: “Love already 90% dead due to human activity.”

HOLLYWOOD, California – Years of speculation and debate officially came to an end Monday as the scientific community announced it had reached a consensus: Love is already 90% dead, indisputably due to human activity. Experts were aware Love had been dying with increasing speed over the last decade, but  the idea that humans, especially famous … Continue reading

Members Of Gender That Comprises 80% Of Federal Lawmakers Protest For Equality In Movie Screenings
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Members Of Gender That Comprises 80% Of Federal Lawmakers Protest For Equality In Movie Screenings

INTERNET, USA — “This is America. I was told I can be anything when I grow up, and doesn’t ‘anything’ include an attendee at select screenings of Wonder Woman in one city in Texas?” tweeted activist Ben Reely (@womenaretheoppressive-gender) Thursday morning. He’s one of nearly dozens of protesters voicing their grievances about what he calls … Continue reading

Do not let Trump Distract You With New ‘Pirates of The Caribbean’ Hottie Brenton Thwaites
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Do not let Trump Distract You With New ‘Pirates of The Caribbean’ Hottie Brenton Thwaites

It’s getting harder and harder to keep up with the headlines coming out of Washington at increasingly dizzying speeds thanks to President Trump’s apparent talent for media distraction, so you’ll be forgiven if you’ve fallen for his latest and most brilliant attention trap, ‘Pirates of The Caribbean 5’ Australian cutie Brenton Thwaites. As admittedly satisfying … Continue reading

Our web series – DOIN’ IT – is now streaming!
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Our web series – DOIN’ IT – is now streaming!

Check out our trailer for DOIN’ IT, about trying to make it in Hollywood up from the bottom and — well, mostly staying there. Catch all 13 episodes of our web series here! DOIN’ IT is about two best friends who follow a piece of advice each episode about making it in showbiz, usually to … Continue reading

The Most Impossible Game Of ‘Would You Rather’ If You’re Phenomenally Bad At Weighing Options
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The Most Impossible Game Of ‘Would You Rather’ If You’re Phenomenally Bad At Weighing Options

No internet for a year?  Or always have reliable wifi for the rest of your life?? We bet you can’t survive these Would You Rathers, assuming you’re someone with a fundamental lack of differentiating between good and bad choices! 1) WOULD YOU RATHER… Get new bath towels for free? Or– Your bath towels are sandpaper? … Continue reading