Woman Convincingly Hiding Reaction To $800 Price Tag Sparks Early Oscar Buzz
Adulthood Struggles / Inspirational / Movies/TV / Neighborhood News

Woman Convincingly Hiding Reaction To $800 Price Tag Sparks Early Oscar Buzz

Local woman Shannon Ethers, 30, earned herself early talk of an Oscar nod after her performance at a boutique lingerie shop where she convincingly reacted to an $800 bra like it was no big deal. Ethers had reportedly never intended to go into the previously unnoticed shop but popped into the store on a whim … Continue reading

Man’s Life Officially Ruined
General Whining / In The News / Politics

Man’s Life Officially Ruined

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Judge Brett Kavanaugh’s life was officially ruined in a private ceremony Saturday with his family, the president, key politicians, and the other 8 sitting supreme court justices in attendance. President Donald Trump bemoaned Kavanaugh’s ruined life to those present for the occasion before Chief Justice John Roberts and former Justice Anthony Kennedy … Continue reading

Senator Collins: “We MUST listen to women before we tell them it doesn’t matter.”
In The News / Inspirational / Politics

Senator Collins: “We MUST listen to women before we tell them it doesn’t matter.”

WASHINGTON D.C. – Senator Collins heroically addressed the Senate Friday to announce her intention to vote YES on Judge Kavanaugh’s confirmation to the Supreme Court, emphasizing that “we must listen to women before we tell them it doesn’t matter.” In her passionate statement, Senator Collins bravely insisted, “we have to acknowledge the Me Too movement … Continue reading

Ferris Bueller Spent Day Home Sick According to High School Calendar
80s / Celebrities / In The News / Movies/TV / Politics

Ferris Bueller Spent Day Home Sick According to High School Calendar

CHICAGO, IL – Ferris Bueller doubled down Tuesday in a public statement that he spent the entire school day in question at home, sick and in bed after providing calendars from his time in high school in the 80s that make no mention of being anywhere other than his room that day. “I have never … Continue reading

OPINION: I’m Writing In to Denounce The NYT Op-Ed Anomous…Anomously
In The News / OPINION / Politics

OPINION: I’m Writing In to Denounce The NYT Op-Ed Anomous…Anomously

By now we’ve all seen– you’ve all seen it, haven’t you, the Op-ed? Yes. You’ve all seen it in the Failing New York Times. The Op-Ed was of course anomous…anomousss,  but listen folks, two can play that game! So I’m writing in to say what gutless, disgusting–they are gutless to do this against the great … Continue reading

OPINION: What is the path to redemption in the MeToo movement so that I know for when my own misconduct comes out
Celebrities / In The News / OPINION / The Man

OPINION: What is the path to redemption in the MeToo movement so that I know for when my own misconduct comes out

NEW YORK– Last Sunday night Louis C.K. surprised the audience at the Comedy Cellar with a 15 minute set (which honestly doesn’t sound THAT long, or at least not as long as other guys I’ve heard stories about and certainly no longer than any one of us has done) suggesting his return to comedy and … Continue reading