Local woman Shannon Ethers, 30, earned herself early talk of an Oscar nod after her performance at a boutique lingerie shop where she convincingly reacted to an $800 bra like it was no big deal. Ethers had reportedly never intended to go into the previously unnoticed shop but popped into the store on a whim … Continue reading
Kamala is doing her best and public opinion isn’t currently glowing, but the political pressure on Republicans and legislatively hilariously easy path for Brett Kavanaugh makes his placement on the Supreme Court currently seem inevitable. So here are some fun date ideas to make the most of your remaining alone time with your uterus! Have … Continue reading
SAN FERNANDO VALLEY, CA — A new effort to offer more “realistic” content within the adult film industry promises to now show actors briefly putting the sexy action on hold in order to accomodate burps throughout the scene. “Some will be really quick, some might be louder than anticipated, and some might be a total … Continue reading
It’s getting harder and harder to keep up with the headlines coming out of Washington at increasingly dizzying speeds thanks to President Trump’s apparent talent for media distraction, so you’ll be forgiven if you’ve fallen for his latest and most brilliant attention trap, ‘Pirates of The Caribbean 5’ Australian cutie Brenton Thwaites. As admittedly satisfying … Continue reading
Check out our trailer for DOIN’ IT, about trying to make it in Hollywood up from the bottom and — well, mostly staying there. Catch all 13 episodes of our web series here! DOIN’ IT is about two best friends who follow a piece of advice each episode about making it in showbiz, usually to … Continue reading
LOS ANGELES, CA – Local 29-year-old office coordinator Maisy Azoff has accomplished “plenty” at this point in her career, but still can’t get enough of the “oohs” and “aahs” she hears when she brings up her high school test scores. “When you get a 32 on the ACT, it’s ALWAYS relevant!” Azoff proclaims in a … Continue reading
No internet for a year? Or always have reliable wifi for the rest of your life?? We bet you can’t survive these Would You Rathers, assuming you’re someone with a fundamental lack of differentiating between good and bad choices! 1) WOULD YOU RATHER… Get new bath towels for free? Or– Your bath towels are sandpaper? … Continue reading
ST. LOUIS, MO – Prominent white supremacist Dan Donelan, whose faith in the superiority of white people shapes every facet of his life and behavior, may be reconsidering his beliefs based on local white teen Tyler – who is seemingly not growing up to be “supreme.” “We like to give ‘em a few years to … Continue reading
ARCADIA, CA — A local teen struggling to make decisions about her future on Friday afternoon was visited by herself from the year 2028 and was pleased to find that she had plenty of time to acclimate to the situation. (As a minor, she remains anonymous.) “I wish the media would stop and think for … Continue reading
WASHINGTON, D.C. – At the First Annual Subnormal Temperature Hands Convention in the nation’s capital this month, organizers were surprised to discover that they also had an accidental OB/gyn convention on their cold, cold hands. The 693 speakers and attendees, enjoying panels and workshops such as “Discreet Blankets For Public Use,” “Wearing Mittens To Bed: … Continue reading
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