Check out our trailer for DOIN’ IT, about trying to make it in Hollywood up from the bottom and — well, mostly staying there. Catch all 13 episodes of our web series here! DOIN’ IT is about two best friends who follow a piece of advice each episode about making it in showbiz, usually to … Continue reading
Category Archives: Self Help
5 Birds To Fantasize About Living As For The Rest Of Election Season
Instead of living through the last couple weeks of garbage smell in verbal form that all of our news feeds have become, try pretending that you are, instead, a graceful creature of the sky. Your news is birdsong and your desk is the trees. Your friends are birds too and your conversation is more birdsong. You … Continue reading
Does That “Haha” Make Your Email Friendlier Or Undermine Everybody’s Respect For You?
OPINION – In this digital age of communicating with your co-workers predominantly through written electronic mail, it’s tough to walk the line between professional and so dry you sound rude. Some of us turn to a friendly “haha” to make it clear we’re not mad, and a pretty fun person – not knowing that it … Continue reading
Friend Late To Meal Surprised About Traffic
LOS ANGELES, CA – In a turn of events yesterday evening, Melissa finally showed up at 7:24 with breathless reports of “traffic, like, everywhere.” “I think the rest of us saw the traffic coming, given that it was dinner and dinner typically happens right at the end of rush hour,” explained one witness, a friend … Continue reading
5 Successful People Who Think Mornings Are Bullshit
Things super successful people do before 8am. Productive people wake up really early. Wake up insanely early. Other articles that would fill you with rage if you weren’t so tired. Despite the mainstream internet media’s weird obsession with getting you to get up before sunrise, accomplished humans who are also nonfunctional in the AM are … Continue reading
20 Incredible Uses for Apple Cider Vinegar
Bet you didn’t know apple cider vinegar was so handy! Did you know a little apple cider vinegar a day can prevent home invasions? Use apple cider vinegar to disband your musical improv theater group. Apple cider vinegar helps reduce/prevent forest fires and violent crime. It helps to regulate small business owners. It helps relieve … Continue reading
After Buzzfeed quiz, woman comes out to family as Jesse from Full House
“This is who I am now,” Karen Hill from Encino tearfully announced to her family at a small press conference this morning. “And I am so, so grateful to everyone who’s accepted me as I always have been inside.” Ms. Hill, a first-time Buzzfeed test-taker, says she’s never seen Full House and is not sure … Continue reading
Woman in blossoming relationship should probably lie more often
A local woman in a 3-month-long “official” relationship is announcing she’s made a crucial mistake. “We kept fighting about things I do wrong, or details about past relationships I shouldn’t have brought up. So I decided to lie about both!” The woman says that when awkward topics or unhappy feelings do come up, she’s decided … Continue reading
Jean-Claude Van Damme, Ask Your Doctor Today!
Jean-Claude Van Damme, Ask Your Doctor Today! – watch more funny videos Introducing LeahAndLia’s first sketch! Funny or Die gave everyone some sweet Jean-Claude Van Damme footage and let us do whatever we wanted with it. Special thanks to Tim Herrold, Laird Fryer, Karin Lee and Jeff Picarello Continue reading
Today’s the day to comment on that girl’s profile picture
Experts agree that if there ever were a day to ramp up an acquaintanceship to a romantanceship (or even a boningtanceship), today’s the day. Whether the young woman you’ve had your eye on is lonely or not, letting her know that you and your genitals find her appearance pleasing is likely to result in happiness, … Continue reading