Climate Crisis: It Still Way Too Hot For Pumpkin Spice Lattes
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Climate Crisis: It Still Way Too Hot For Pumpkin Spice Lattes

The worsening climate crisis has yielded yet another unexpected consequence – the Pumpkin Spice Latte is back but it is way too hot for that. More than 50 million Americans now live in areas where enjoying Pumpkin Spice Lattes in September is simply impossible and nothing short of a death wish. What once was a … Continue reading

Get Juicier Booty by Resting Ten Minutes Before Serving
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Get Juicier Booty by Resting Ten Minutes Before Serving

Experts have found that a simple trick will improve the taste and texture of your booty the next time you serve your guests (or just yourself!). Rest your booty for ten minutes before serving, or all of the care and effort you put into preparation may result in a booty that’s tougher and chewier than … Continue reading

Gender is a Spectrum, and Sexuality is a Verizon Fios
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Gender is a Spectrum, and Sexuality is a Verizon Fios

Modern understanding of gender and sexuality has led to so many exciting discussions and nuances. Since more people now realize that gender is a Spectrum, if you act now you can bundle a home telephone line with your identity. Since gender is separate from sexuality, this does not preclude you from getting lightning fast internet … Continue reading

CDC Does Not Recommend Sucking On Partner’s Outstretched Tongue, “It’s just too weird.”
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CDC Does Not Recommend Sucking On Partner’s Outstretched Tongue, “It’s just too weird.”

After promises from the highly criticized agency to be “less slow to take action,” the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention released new guidance Friday saying it does not recommend sucking on a partner’s outstretched tongue on account of being, “just too weird.” “It’s just a really, really bizarre sensation for both parties. We … Continue reading