Members Of Gender That Comprises 80% Of Federal Lawmakers Protest For Equality In Movie Screenings
Celebrities / In The News / Movies/TV / Politics / The Man / Women and Men

Members Of Gender That Comprises 80% Of Federal Lawmakers Protest For Equality In Movie Screenings

INTERNET, USA — “This is America. I was told I can be anything when I grow up, and doesn’t ‘anything’ include an attendee at select screenings of Wonder Woman in one city in Texas?” tweeted activist Ben Reely (@womenaretheoppressive-gender) Thursday morning. He’s one of nearly dozens of protesters voicing their grievances about what he calls … Continue reading

Do not let Trump Distract You With New ‘Pirates of The Caribbean’ Hottie Brenton Thwaites
Adulthood Struggles / Celebrities / Cute Cute Cute / In The News / Movies/TV / Politics / Uncategorized

Do not let Trump Distract You With New ‘Pirates of The Caribbean’ Hottie Brenton Thwaites

It’s getting harder and harder to keep up with the headlines coming out of Washington at increasingly dizzying speeds thanks to President Trump’s apparent talent for media distraction, so you’ll be forgiven if you’ve fallen for his latest and most brilliant attention trap, ‘Pirates of The Caribbean 5’ Australian cutie Brenton Thwaites. As admittedly satisfying … Continue reading

10 Decorative Fall Gourds That Look More Like My Boobs Than Anything On HBO
Food / Movies/TV / Natural Phenomena / OPINION / Pictures / The Man / Women and Men

10 Decorative Fall Gourds That Look More Like My Boobs Than Anything On HBO

Maybe you think these fall gourds are weird looking, but I promise you wouldn’t think that if HBO would cast a wider variety of topless women. 1 Even these normal-looking little pumpkins probably make you feel a little weird when I say they look like my breasts – why? Is that the world we really want … Continue reading

CHILDHOOD RUINED: Olsens’ “It Takes Two” To Be Rebooted With All-Female Cast
90s / Celebrities / In The News / Movies/TV / Social Media / Women and Men

CHILDHOOD RUINED: Olsens’ “It Takes Two” To Be Rebooted With All-Female Cast

Written by Leah Folta & Lia Woodward The internet is in an uproar after this morning’s announcement that Warner Bros. greenlit an all-female reboot of beloved childhood Olsen twins favorite It Takes Two – re-ruining childhoods already devastated by the recent Ghostbusters movie. Much of the outrage centers around the idea that two memorable roles … Continue reading

This Woman Can Only Orgasm To New Info About Gilmore Girls Revival
Celebrities / Get More Sex / Health / In The News / Movies/TV / Natural Phenomena / Women and Men

This Woman Can Only Orgasm To New Info About Gilmore Girls Revival

PASADENA, CA – The upcoming Gilmore Girls Netflix revival has aroused excitement in hordes of internet fans, but for one woman the arousal is literal – and not as fun as it sounds. “It’s ruined my life, honestly, and I’m sick of hiding it,” Tasha Perkins, 41, revealed about her newfound affliction. “I can only, … Continue reading

American More Concerned How “Brexit” Affects Hogwarts
Business News / Fears / In The News / Movies/TV / Politics

American More Concerned How “Brexit” Affects Hogwarts

WILMINGTON, NC – Forty-year-old American citizen and small business manager, Eric Smith, was sifting through online article after online article for any news on how “Brexit” might affect Hogwarts and the rest of the wizarding community across the pond. “I keep hearing about the Brexit and how disastrous it is for lots of U.K. industries … Continue reading

Nation’s Unemployment Rate For Andrew Garfields At 100%
Business News / Celebrities / In The News / Movies/TV / Politics / The Man

Nation’s Unemployment Rate For Andrew Garfields At 100%

WASHINGTON, D.C. – White House officials scrambled for answers this morning when news broke that the nation’s unemployment rate for Andrew Garfields has skyrocketed in recent months – to approximately 100%. “He’s so talented, he’s brilliant. There’s no reason. How did we let this happen?” A spokesperson for Garfield said in a live press conference … Continue reading