American More Concerned How “Brexit” Affects Hogwarts
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American More Concerned How “Brexit” Affects Hogwarts

WILMINGTON, NC – Forty-year-old American citizen and small business manager, Eric Smith, was sifting through online article after online article for any news on how “Brexit” might affect Hogwarts and the rest of the wizarding community across the pond. “I keep hearing about the Brexit and how disastrous it is for lots of U.K. industries … Continue reading

Nation’s Unemployment Rate For Andrew Garfields At 100%
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Nation’s Unemployment Rate For Andrew Garfields At 100%

WASHINGTON, D.C. – White House officials scrambled for answers this morning when news broke that the nation’s unemployment rate for Andrew Garfields has skyrocketed in recent months – to approximately 100%. “He’s so talented, he’s brilliant. There’s no reason. How did we let this happen?” A spokesperson for Garfield said in a live press conference … Continue reading

Obama Announces Hollywood Will Run On Renewable Blond Chris-es by 2022
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Obama Announces Hollywood Will Run On Renewable Blond Chris-es by 2022

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In good news for fans of sustainability and bad news for anyone already having trouble keeping track of Hollywood’s white Chris population, President Obama announced Thursday that the future of renewable Chris-es is looking bright – and very blond. “Recent advances have been astounding, but I know we can do better,” the … Continue reading

Oscar’s Big Night with That Girl He’s Been Seeing: Best, Worst, and Weirdest Moments
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Oscar’s Big Night with That Girl He’s Been Seeing: Best, Worst, and Weirdest Moments

After weeks and weeks of building it up, Oscar Meene’s most anticipated event of the year finally commenced this past Sunday night when Amy Offner, that girl he’s been seeing for a little while, came over to watch the Academy Awards at Oscar’s invitation and wound up staying overnight for the first time since they … Continue reading

2014’s Best Moments In Comedy (As Described To You By Your Dad)
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2014’s Best Moments In Comedy (As Described To You By Your Dad)

If anything makes a funny moment better, it’s describing the punch line slowly and extensively. Here are your dad’s top moments in comedy this year – much more of a competition since that Kutcher kid ruined Two And A Half Men. Jimmy Fallon Lip Sync Battles – “Oh, have you seen those? They’re great. They’re … Continue reading

Family Pretty Sure Dad Pretending to be Asleep During Risqué Sketches on SNL Christmas Special
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Family Pretty Sure Dad Pretending to be Asleep During Risqué Sketches on SNL Christmas Special

Last week as the Dilling family gathered on the couch to enjoy the Saturday Night Live Christmas Special, Brianna Dilling, 24, and Luke Dilling, 22, couldn’t help but notice that their dad suddenly appeared to be in a deep sleep during each sketch that featured uncomfortable innuendos, according to reports. Brianna and Luke confirmed that … Continue reading