OPINION: I Was One Of 24% Of Americans Who Approved Of Nixon As He Resigned
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OPINION: I Was One Of 24% Of Americans Who Approved Of Nixon As He Resigned

Donald Trump’s approval rating is currently at a new low, 33%, but many Americans are baffled that that number is so high. Well, as one of the 24% of Americans who still approved of President Nixon after a 14-month investigation and his subsequent synonymity with the idea of a lying, crooked politician, I am here … Continue reading

Does That “Haha” Make Your Email Friendlier Or Undermine Everybody’s Respect For You?
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Does That “Haha” Make Your Email Friendlier Or Undermine Everybody’s Respect For You?

OPINION – In this digital age of communicating with your co-workers predominantly through written electronic mail, it’s tough to walk the line between professional and so dry you sound rude. Some of us turn to a friendly “haha” to make it clear we’re not mad, and a pretty fun person – not knowing that it … Continue reading

Friend Late To Meal Surprised About Traffic
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Friend Late To Meal Surprised About Traffic

LOS ANGELES, CA – In a turn of events yesterday evening, Melissa finally showed up at 7:24 with breathless reports of “traffic, like, everywhere.” “I think the rest of us saw the traffic coming, given that it was dinner and dinner typically happens right at the end of rush hour,” explained one witness, a friend … Continue reading

Tips To Ensure Your Wedding Is Exactly What The Various Women In Your Life Want
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Tips To Ensure Your Wedding Is Exactly What The Various Women In Your Life Want

Join Pinterest, or a well-trained mafia of women in embroidered vintage gloves and cute feather patterned hoods will hold you down in your sleep and force your eyes open as they sign you up against your will. And you better start goddamn pinning or the process will be repeated as the mafia pins some Mason-jar-themed … Continue reading

5 Successful People Who Think Mornings Are Bullshit
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5 Successful People Who Think Mornings Are Bullshit

Things super successful people do before 8am. Productive people wake up really early. Wake up insanely early. Other articles that would fill you with rage if you weren’t so tired. Despite the mainstream internet media’s weird obsession with getting you to get up before sunrise, accomplished humans who are also nonfunctional in the AM are … Continue reading