No internet for a year?  Or always have reliable wifi for the rest of your life?? We bet you can’t survive these Would You Rathers, assuming you’re someone with a fundamental lack of differentiating between good and bad choices!

1) WOULD YOU RATHER…

Get new bath towels for free? Or–

Your bath towels are sandpaper?

2) WOULD YOU RATHER…

Find out Hogwarts is real and you’re invited, Or–

Remember North Korea is real?

3) WOULD YOU RATHER…

Do something really impressive in front of Antonio Banderas? Or-

Accidentally rear-end a Bentley on your least favorite highway and throw up for an unrelated reason?

4) WOULD YOU RATHER…

Be informed you won a raffle while making very consensual love to your hot news anchor crush  AND Halloween falls on a Saturday, OR-

Learn Trader Joe’s has discontinued those peanut butter cups after losing your hands in a terrible horse accident where the horse set you on fire?

and finally:

5) WOULD YOU RATHER…

Have the most qualified ever and most woman ever President of the United States  Or-

The “Grab them by the p—-” guy?