After weeks and weeks of building it up, Oscar Meene’s most anticipated event of the year finally commenced this past Sunday night when Amy Offner, that girl he’s been seeing for a little while, came over to watch the Academy Awards at Oscar’s invitation and wound up staying overnight for the first time since they … Continue reading
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5 Successful People Who Think Mornings Are Bullshit
Things super successful people do before 8am. Productive people wake up really early. Wake up insanely early. Other articles that would fill you with rage if you weren’t so tired. Despite the mainstream internet media’s weird obsession with getting you to get up before sunrise, accomplished humans who are also nonfunctional in the AM are … Continue reading
2014’s Best Moments In Comedy (As Described To You By Your Dad)
If anything makes a funny moment better, it’s describing the punch line slowly and extensively. Here are your dad’s top moments in comedy this year – much more of a competition since that Kutcher kid ruined Two And A Half Men. Jimmy Fallon Lip Sync Battles – “Oh, have you seen those? They’re great. They’re … Continue reading
Disney Princesses Digitally Edited To Have Realistic Goals
From Snow White in 1937 to Rapunzel in 2010, it’s interesting that not much has changed in 70 years regarding princesses’ unrealistic dreams and goal setting. Whether it’s a musical adventure through the mysterious forest to find your royal parents and discover who you are, or sneaking out of the palace and capturing the heart … Continue reading
10 Times Andrew Garfield Was Actually Your Boyfriend
Hey, let’s take a look at 10 times Andrew Garfield was actually your boyfriend! 1) This time, when he gazed adoringly into your eyes. 2) Or the time he teamed up with you, his significant other and famous peer, to outsmart the paparazzi by drawing attention to more important news. 3) Remember when he looked great in a suit and was … Continue reading
5 Celebrities That Had No Idea You Were Gay
Here are 5 stars that never could have guessed you were gay! 1) Ian McKellan Famed actor Sir Ian McKellan gave a wise, knowing nod at the news that you are gay, always have been, always will be, and have no reason to hide, before responding, “I’ve known for years that Anderson Cooper was gay, … Continue reading
17 of Our Favorite Red Hot Sizzling Tips You Didn’t Know for Mind Blowing Intimacy Every Time You Do It
If there’s one thing we know a lot about, it’s burning our mouths with food that is still too hot to eat. If there’s a second thing we know about, it’s intimacy. Here is a list of our best, tried and true tricks for all you ladies and men to achieve the kind of intimacy … Continue reading
15 Things Only Human-Horse Hybrid People Will Understand
There are some things in life that you’ll only get if you’re half human, half horse. Such as…. 1) Never really knowing if you’re a human, or a horse. 2) Finding pants is SO HARD when you’ve got horse legs! 3) You HATE introducing yourself to new people because there’s always that moment where they … Continue reading
14 Photos That Will Prove They Are Just Photos
When you’re done looking at these images, you will be unable to deny that they are photos of people and things. Rita and her flowers. You don’t know her. That’s Italy in the background because this is in Italy. . This donkey posing like a donkey. This is the ocean. This is kind of ominous … Continue reading
2013 Year-End Lists We Wish Existed (But Don’t)
If the idea of reading all the collections, slideshows, and fastidious accounting and indexing of pop culture this year makes you feel like someone’s got a tight grip on your listicles, you can breathe easy – here’s all you need to read. 2013’s five most touching times Google decided not to destroy all the humans … Continue reading