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Harry and Hermione Leave Everything Behind To Start New Life Together With J.K. Rowling’s Blessing
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Harry and Hermione Leave Everything Behind To Start New Life Together With J.K. Rowling’s Blessing

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On Sunday J.K. Rowling, world famous author of the Harry Potter book series, dropped her latest bombshell on the wizarding world when she admitted that Hermione Granger should have ended up with Harry Potter instead of their mutual best friend Ron Weasley. In the wake of Rowling’s stunning revelation, Harry and Hermione announced their plans … Continue reading →

2013 Year-End Lists We Wish Existed (But Don’t)
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2013 Year-End Lists We Wish Existed (But Don’t)

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If the idea of reading all the collections, slideshows, and fastidious accounting and indexing of pop culture this year makes you feel like someone’s got a tight grip on your listicles, you can breathe easy – here’s all you need to read. 2013’s five most touching times Google decided not to destroy all the humans … Continue reading →

Guy who looks like Daniel Radcliffe happily accepts praise intended for Daniel Radcliffe
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Guy who looks like Daniel Radcliffe happily accepts praise intended for Daniel Radcliffe

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Greg Cruz, a 27-year-old bank teller of Puerto Rican and Dutch descent, has been told by many people he looks like Daniel Radcliffe – including the strangers who mistake him for Daniel Radcliffe. Cruz recalls a typical interaction from earlier today. “A little girl came to my teller window with her mom, and said ‘I … Continue reading →

10 Things You’ll Only Understand If You’re A 90s Kid (Who Was Also A Monster)
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10 Things You’ll Only Understand If You’re A 90s Kid (Who Was Also A Monster)

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1. Missing the Recess gang. And that kid whose bed you lived under that looked like one of the Recess gang. (Mikey.) 2. Wishing you still had Lipsmackers lip gloss, which was the only thing that could classily dazzle up scaly green skin in middle school. 3. Collecting AOL free trial CDs in the mail … Continue reading →

Cockroach that pilots John Boehner still getting paid during shutdown
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Cockroach that pilots John Boehner still getting paid during shutdown

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WASHINGTON D.C.–“Representative Boehner’s roach has been deemed ‘essential’ to government function,” one furloughed employee complained. “Most of us have been piloting ourselves all along and still don’t get a paycheck right now.” The situation certainly looks bad for the much-criticized House speaker, who has been busy leading his party to record low approval ratings. The … Continue reading →

USC’s interim coach can feed self, tie own shoes
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USC’s interim coach can feed self, tie own shoes

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“The rate of recovery, even at this point, has been staggering,” says one college football blogger. “Basic motor skills? A day in? It’s more than we could have hoped.” And many USC fans were hoping, all right. Ever since The Accident (SC’s previous season-and-a-half long era), it was unclear whether they’d see leadership that didn’t … Continue reading →

Cheating Scandal on The Bachelorette Shocks Fans
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Cheating Scandal on The Bachelorette Shocks Fans

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After millions of viewers watched Desiree Hartsock accept Chris Siegfried’s proposal on last night’s explosive finale of The Bachelorette, fans of the popular reality show were shocked when allegations quickly surfaced that the bachelorette herself was suspected of dating 25 different men throughout the taping of this season. Since the news broke, Desiree and Chris have … Continue reading →

Hurricane Flossie Refuses to Back Out of Scheduled Hawaii Storm Despite Raunchy Leaked Photos
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Hurricane Flossie Refuses to Back Out of Scheduled Hawaii Storm Despite Raunchy Leaked Photos

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According to the latest weather reports, Hurricane Flossie will not be backing out of its race toward Hawaii, saying, “it’s not my decision.” Hurricane Flossie’s persistence has meteorologists shaking their heads in the wake of the hurricane’s recent sex scandal.  As one weather reporter phrased it, “it was already difficult to take it seriously with … Continue reading →