Woman in blossoming relationship should probably lie more often
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Woman in blossoming relationship should probably lie more often

A local woman in a 3-month-long “official” relationship is announcing she’s made a crucial mistake. “We kept fighting about things I do wrong, or details about past relationships I shouldn’t have brought up. So I decided to lie about both!” The woman says that when awkward topics or unhappy feelings do come up, she’s decided … Continue reading

Area Woman Hasn’t Been Having Vivid, Exciting Dreams About You, Unless That Is, You’d Be Cool With That
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Area Woman Hasn’t Been Having Vivid, Exciting Dreams About You, Unless That Is, You’d Be Cool With That

Harriet Vazquez, a sales rep in your building, confirmed that you were absolutely not in her dream last night, or any other night in recent memory. She added that on the off chance you were to find that scenario acceptable, she would not rule out the possibility of your appearance in future dreams, perhaps as … Continue reading

9 Signs that shy guy you’ve had your eye on is married to you
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9 Signs that shy guy you’ve had your eye on is married to you

Shy guys are notoriously difficult to read, especially when it comes to gauging whether or not he’s legally joined in holy matrimony with you. Watch for these subtle hints to help solve the marital mystery! 1) He stares then looks away. Do you often catch him staring at you out of the corner of your … Continue reading

Cheating Scandal on The Bachelorette Shocks Fans
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Cheating Scandal on The Bachelorette Shocks Fans

After millions of viewers watched Desiree Hartsock accept Chris Siegfried’s proposal on last night’s explosive finale of The Bachelorette, fans of the popular reality show were shocked when allegations quickly surfaced that the bachelorette herself was suspected of dating 25 different men throughout the taping of this season. Since the news broke, Desiree and Chris have … Continue reading

Your Friend And That Flaky Jerk She’s Seeing: The Rom-Com Trailer
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Your Friend And That Flaky Jerk She’s Seeing: The Rom-Com Trailer

EXT. LIBRARY – DAY CAITLIN, 25, leaves a library holding BOOKS. SMARMY NARRATOR (V.O.) Caitlin is just another bookish ponytail girl who’s more in love with books than boys. She trips into the arms of GREG, 25, who’s cute in a non-threatening way. They make some SWEET EYE CONTACT. SMARMY NARRATOR (V.O.) But love… Wrote her another … Continue reading

Life After Losing Your Virginity: Incredible Before and After Photos
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Life After Losing Your Virginity: Incredible Before and After Photos

Each of these photos shows the subject going about every day life when they were virgins and after they underwent the life changing experience of s-e-x. See the difference! * indicates names have been changed. Here’s Terry* washing dishes weeks before she lost her virginity. Here’s Terry washing dishes the day after she lost her … Continue reading

Are you REALLY emotionally ready for your favorite TV show couple to have sex? Check this list!
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Are you REALLY emotionally ready for your favorite TV show couple to have sex? Check this list!

Sam and Diane. Ross and Rachel. Jim and Pam. Corey and Topanga. Jon Snow and You-Know-Nothin’-Jon-Snuh. All of these pairs have something in common, and that is the burning desire Americans felt at one time or another to see these people finally get it together… sexually. And now you’re feeling that same longing for some … Continue reading

A Basic Guide To Body Language (For The Lady On The Prowl)
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A Basic Guide To Body Language (For The Lady On The Prowl)

Here is everything I’ve learned about the ancient art of body language from Cosmo, Cosmo Girl!, and my numerous personal successes. Someone’s body language may tell you more about what they’re thinking than what they actually say! Memorize these tips and watch yourself become irresistible. HOW TO READ THE BODY LANGUAGE OF OTHERS (to maximize your … Continue reading

What Your First Date Meal Says About You and the Future of Your Relationship
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What Your First Date Meal Says About You and the Future of Your Relationship

So you’re on the first date, which is half the battle, and you’ve chosen to spend it eating food at a close proximity to one another. Now it’s time to discover your destiny. As the saying goes, “you date what you eat.” Sushi You’re real cool and cultured, eh? You’ve got the poise and grace … Continue reading