Nation’s Top Coldest Hands Are All Gynecologists
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Nation’s Top Coldest Hands Are All Gynecologists

WASHINGTON, D.C. – At the First Annual Subnormal Temperature Hands Convention in the nation’s capital this month, organizers were surprised to discover that they also had an accidental OB/gyn convention on their cold, cold hands. The 693 speakers and attendees, enjoying panels and workshops such as “Discreet Blankets For Public Use,” “Wearing Mittens To Bed: … Continue reading

This Woman Can Only Orgasm To New Info About Gilmore Girls Revival
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This Woman Can Only Orgasm To New Info About Gilmore Girls Revival

PASADENA, CA – The upcoming Gilmore Girls Netflix revival has aroused excitement in hordes of internet fans, but for one woman the arousal is literal – and not as fun as it sounds. “It’s ruined my life, honestly, and I’m sick of hiding it,” Tasha Perkins, 41, revealed about her newfound affliction. “I can only, … Continue reading

4chan threatens Dave’s mom with leaked nudes over “take out the trash” speech
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4chan threatens Dave’s mom with leaked nudes over “take out the trash” speech

After planning a brave takedown of Emma Watson’s feminazi propaganda about freeing men from their own gender stereotypes, certain members of 4chan’s /b/ board announced they’re targeting Dave’s mom next. “Women cry about unfair treatment, when Dave literally has to take out the trash?? Because his mom said so?”* posted one anonymous user about the … Continue reading

17 of Our Favorite Red Hot Sizzling Tips You Didn’t Know for Mind Blowing Intimacy Every Time You Do It
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17 of Our Favorite Red Hot Sizzling Tips You Didn’t Know for Mind Blowing Intimacy Every Time You Do It

If there’s one thing we know a lot about, it’s burning our mouths with food that is still too hot to eat. If there’s a second thing we know about, it’s intimacy. Here is a list of our best, tried and true tricks for all you ladies and men to achieve the kind of intimacy … Continue reading

Guy Sleeps with Woman He Liked On First Date, Now Worried She’ll Think He’s a Slut
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Guy Sleeps with Woman He Liked On First Date, Now Worried She’ll Think He’s a Slut

Last Saturday local resident Charlie Fells went on a “really great” first date with fellow twenty-something Meryl Morris, who according to Charlie was, “a fun, charming, and pretty woman.” Fells divulged that he then accepted an invitation to Morris’ place and proceeded to close out the night by sleeping with her, or in other words, “totally … Continue reading

Area Woman Officially Swears Off Guys Named ‘Steve’
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Area Woman Officially Swears Off Guys Named ‘Steve’

Abby Slenson, an online marketing consultant, announced to her friends over Sunday drinks that she’s “completely done” getting romantically involved with what she described as “any and all Steves. Never again.” Slenson’s decision to eschew any past, present, and future guys in her life named Steve was reached after what she calls “[her] consistent rotten … Continue reading

Things getting serious with cute neighbor’s dog
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Things getting serious with cute neighbor’s dog

A young woman who’s new to the city, her job, and this crazy thing called life is fortunate to have moved in next to a neighbor with an adorable dog. “If my life were a sitcom, my cute neighbor Jared would definitely be the love interest,” Amanda, 21, explains. “But I honestly am happier that … Continue reading