PASADENA, CA – The upcoming Gilmore Girls Netflix revival has aroused excitement in hordes of internet fans, but for one woman the arousal is literal – and not as fun as it sounds. “It’s ruined my life, honestly, and I’m sick of hiding it,” Tasha Perkins, 41, revealed about her newfound affliction. “I can only, … Continue reading
After planning a brave takedown of Emma Watson’s feminazi propaganda about freeing men from their own gender stereotypes, certain members of 4chan’s /b/ board announced they’re targeting Dave’s mom next. “Women cry about unfair treatment, when Dave literally has to take out the trash?? Because his mom said so?”* posted one anonymous user about the … Continue reading
If there’s one thing we know a lot about, it’s burning our mouths with food that is still too hot to eat. If there’s a second thing we know about, it’s intimacy. Here is a list of our best, tried and true tricks for all you ladies and men to achieve the kind of intimacy … Continue reading
Last Saturday local resident Charlie Fells went on a “really great” first date with fellow twenty-something Meryl Morris, who according to Charlie was, “a fun, charming, and pretty woman.” Fells divulged that he then accepted an invitation to Morris’ place and proceeded to close out the night by sleeping with her, or in other words, “totally … Continue reading
Abby Slenson, an online marketing consultant, announced to her friends over Sunday drinks that she’s “completely done” getting romantically involved with what she described as “any and all Steves. Never again.” Slenson’s decision to eschew any past, present, and future guys in her life named Steve was reached after what she calls “[her] consistent rotten … Continue reading
A young woman who’s new to the city, her job, and this crazy thing called life is fortunate to have moved in next to a neighbor with an adorable dog. “If my life were a sitcom, my cute neighbor Jared would definitely be the love interest,” Amanda, 21, explains. “But I honestly am happier that … Continue reading
A local woman in a 3-month-long “official” relationship is announcing she’s made a crucial mistake. “We kept fighting about things I do wrong, or details about past relationships I shouldn’t have brought up. So I decided to lie about both!” The woman says that when awkward topics or unhappy feelings do come up, she’s decided … Continue reading
After hearing the story six times since this weekend of how one very anonymous local woman strained a hip joint during “awesome” sex, friends are now aware that Alexa* [name changed] is in a lot of awesome-sex-related pain. “My name is Jess. Jess Fumero. Tell them my name,” the distressed young woman said early today … Continue reading
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1470e542ba/jean-claude-van-damme-ask-your-doctor-today?fb_action_ids=10201537535420308&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%5B310332782448046%5D&action_type_map=%5B%22og.likes%22%5D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D Introducing LeahAndLia’s first sketch! Funny or Die gave everyone some sweet Jean-Claude Van Damme footage and let us do whatever we wanted with it. Special thanks to Tim Herrold, Laird Fryer, Karin Lee and Jeff Picarello Continue reading
Experts agree that if there ever were a day to ramp up an acquaintanceship to a romantanceship (or even a boningtanceship), today’s the day. Whether the young woman you’ve had your eye on is lonely or not, letting her know that you and your genitals find her appearance pleasing is likely to result in happiness, … Continue reading
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