5 LA Brunch Spots Almost Good Enough To Give Life Some Meaning
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5 LA Brunch Spots Almost Good Enough To Give Life Some Meaning

Human interaction, sunsets, and everything you’ve fought so hard for has failed to make you happy. Why not give one of these great brunch spots a shot? Annabelle’s If you’re lacking a sense of purpose, see if you’ll find it in the famous French toast at Annabelle’s. Spring for their indulgent extra toppings, since you’re … Continue reading

Interns Excited To Learn As They Perform Duties Of Company’s Assistants, Janitors, CEO
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Interns Excited To Learn As They Perform Duties Of Company’s Assistants, Janitors, CEO

A midsize Los Angeles production company announced Tuesday that they are “expanding unpaid interns’ roles to increase their opportunities to learn,” according to their PR department, currently consisting of one intern. Most seem to enjoy the new arrangement. “I wasn’t sure how to feel when I started cleaning the bathrooms, but acting as CEO two … Continue reading

Oscar’s Big Night with That Girl He’s Been Seeing: Best, Worst, and Weirdest Moments
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Oscar’s Big Night with That Girl He’s Been Seeing: Best, Worst, and Weirdest Moments

After weeks and weeks of building it up, Oscar Meene’s most anticipated event of the year finally commenced this past Sunday night when Amy Offner, that girl he’s been seeing for a little while, came over to watch the Academy Awards at Oscar’s invitation and wound up staying overnight for the first time since they … Continue reading

5 Successful People Who Think Mornings Are Bullshit
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5 Successful People Who Think Mornings Are Bullshit

Things super successful people do before 8am. Productive people wake up really early. Wake up insanely early. Other articles that would fill you with rage if you weren’t so tired. Despite the mainstream internet media’s weird obsession with getting you to get up before sunrise, accomplished humans who are also nonfunctional in the AM are … Continue reading

Family Pretty Sure Dad Pretending to be Asleep During Risqué Sketches on SNL Christmas Special
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Family Pretty Sure Dad Pretending to be Asleep During Risqué Sketches on SNL Christmas Special

Last week as the Dilling family gathered on the couch to enjoy the Saturday Night Live Christmas Special, Brianna Dilling, 24, and Luke Dilling, 22, couldn’t help but notice that their dad suddenly appeared to be in a deep sleep during each sketch that featured uncomfortable innuendos, according to reports. Brianna and Luke confirmed that … Continue reading

Disney Princesses Digitally Edited To Have Realistic Goals
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Disney Princesses Digitally Edited To Have Realistic Goals

From Snow White in 1937 to Rapunzel in 2010, it’s interesting that not much has changed in 70 years regarding princesses’ unrealistic dreams and goal setting. Whether it’s a musical adventure through the mysterious forest to find your royal parents and discover who you are, or sneaking out of the palace and capturing the heart … Continue reading

A Scientific Analysis Of Pop Rock Radio
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A Scientific Analysis Of Pop Rock Radio

If one, hypothetically, had a car with no aux outlet or tape deck and found those thingies that connect your iPod to the radio to be prohibitively expensive, that person might have a lot of opinions/observations/rage about pop/rock/”alternative” radio. Below is a scientific collection and analysis of those cases. Continue reading

20 Incredible Uses for Apple Cider Vinegar
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20 Incredible Uses for Apple Cider Vinegar

Bet you didn’t know apple cider vinegar was so handy! Did you know a little apple cider vinegar a day can prevent home invasions? Use apple cider vinegar to disband your musical improv theater group. Apple cider vinegar helps reduce/prevent forest fires and violent crime. It helps to regulate small business owners. It helps relieve … Continue reading

Guy Sleeps with Woman He Liked On First Date, Now Worried She’ll Think He’s a Slut
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Guy Sleeps with Woman He Liked On First Date, Now Worried She’ll Think He’s a Slut

Last Saturday local resident Charlie Fells went on a “really great” first date with fellow twenty-something Meryl Morris, who according to Charlie was, “a fun, charming, and pretty woman.” Fells divulged that he then accepted an invitation to Morris’ place and proceeded to close out the night by sleeping with her, or in other words, “totally … Continue reading

Area Woman Officially Swears Off Guys Named ‘Steve’
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Area Woman Officially Swears Off Guys Named ‘Steve’

Abby Slenson, an online marketing consultant, announced to her friends over Sunday drinks that she’s “completely done” getting romantically involved with what she described as “any and all Steves. Never again.” Slenson’s decision to eschew any past, present, and future guys in her life named Steve was reached after what she calls “[her] consistent rotten … Continue reading