After reopening practices to the media, USC’s Interim head coach Ed Orgeron added another item to the list of delicious changes that have gone into effect since former coach Lane Kiffin’s dismissal, namely the return of dessert to team meals. “You feed a lineman a cookie, he’s happy,” Orgeron, who himself is partial to classic milk … Continue reading
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Millions of Americans flock to Facebook to post clever jokes about the government shutdown because “what else CAN we do?!”
During the hours leading up to and following the U.S. government shutdown, Americans rallied in good traditional form by getting on Facebook and sharing their humorous take on the event. Bill Thurgood, a small business owner and internet savvy American, posted, “Can you believe the government shut down after the big game last night? Hah.” … Continue reading
Lia’s Top 100 List
LeahAndLia.com presents the greatest, most extensively researched, most accurate Top 100 list you will ever see. Hold onto your top hats. 1) Crop Tops 2) Top Ramen 3) Toppings 4) Toppers Pizza 5) Top o’ the morning 6) Stove Top 7) Jamie Topper (high school friend) 8) Cake Top 9) Top Chef 10) America’s Next … Continue reading
Lane Kiffin Reveals USC Game Day Strategy: “It’s always Opposite Day!”
Sensing some tension in the room after USC’s head-scratchingly bad loss to Washington State, Lane Kiffin decided to share where his head is at on game day in what he calmly described as, “Opposite Day.” “I like to play this little game called Opposite Day,” Kiffin explained in a recent press conference. “Pat [Haden]’s in … Continue reading
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LeahAndLia.com’s Tips and Ideas for a True Dream Wedding
Do you have dreams while you’re asleep? Are you also trying to plan an unforgettably original wedding? Moreover, have you been unable to find a list of wedding ideas bold enough to unite your dreams and your wedding plans into one? It’s time to put down your Pinterest and pick up this list of wedding … Continue reading
TLC announces new show The Man with Roughly 132 lbs of “Ballsyness”
An upcoming TLC special The Man with Roughly 132 lbs of “Ballsyness” will follow the serious story of Terry Thompson Sr, a man with a medical condition that left him with the “largest confidence in the world.” In 2008, Thompson suffered a blow to what was then his “average sized, vulnerable ego” and sustained what doctors describe … Continue reading
Cheating Scandal on The Bachelorette Shocks Fans
After millions of viewers watched Desiree Hartsock accept Chris Siegfried’s proposal on last night’s explosive finale of The Bachelorette, fans of the popular reality show were shocked when allegations quickly surfaced that the bachelorette herself was suspected of dating 25 different men throughout the taping of this season. Since the news broke, Desiree and Chris have … Continue reading
Hurricane Flossie Refuses to Back Out of Scheduled Hawaii Storm Despite Raunchy Leaked Photos
According to the latest weather reports, Hurricane Flossie will not be backing out of its race toward Hawaii, saying, “it’s not my decision.” Hurricane Flossie’s persistence has meteorologists shaking their heads in the wake of the hurricane’s recent sex scandal. As one weather reporter phrased it, “it was already difficult to take it seriously with … Continue reading
Live Coverage on Suburban Woman’s “Royal Food Baby”
LeahAndLia.com has been tirelessly on the scene since Eileen Thompson, a local suburban woman, playfully announced to her husband, Kyle, on Friday evening the arrival of what she described as her “royal food baby” before settling in for the evening with some Netflix. Earlier that same evening, the above-average-looking couple had been enjoying an impossibly … Continue reading