Interns Excited To Learn As They Perform Duties Of Company’s Assistants, Janitors, CEO
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Interns Excited To Learn As They Perform Duties Of Company’s Assistants, Janitors, CEO

A midsize Los Angeles production company announced Tuesday that they are “expanding unpaid interns’ roles to increase their opportunities to learn,” according to their PR department, currently consisting of one intern. Most seem to enjoy the new arrangement. “I wasn’t sure how to feel when I started cleaning the bathrooms, but acting as CEO two … Continue reading

5 Successful People Who Think Mornings Are Bullshit
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5 Successful People Who Think Mornings Are Bullshit

Things super successful people do before 8am. Productive people wake up really early. Wake up insanely early. Other articles that would fill you with rage if you weren’t so tired. Despite the mainstream internet media’s weird obsession with getting you to get up before sunrise, accomplished humans who are also nonfunctional in the AM are … Continue reading

2014’s Best Moments In Comedy (As Described To You By Your Dad)
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2014’s Best Moments In Comedy (As Described To You By Your Dad)

If anything makes a funny moment better, it’s describing the punch line slowly and extensively. Here are your dad’s top moments in comedy this year – much more of a competition since that Kutcher kid ruined Two And A Half Men. Jimmy Fallon Lip Sync Battles – “Oh, have you seen those? They’re great. They’re … Continue reading

4chan threatens Dave’s mom with leaked nudes over “take out the trash” speech
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4chan threatens Dave’s mom with leaked nudes over “take out the trash” speech

After planning a brave takedown of Emma Watson’s feminazi propaganda about freeing men from their own gender stereotypes, certain members of 4chan’s /b/ board announced they’re targeting Dave’s mom next. “Women cry about unfair treatment, when Dave literally has to take out the trash?? Because his mom said so?”* posted one anonymous user about the … Continue reading

A Scientific Analysis Of Pop Rock Radio
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A Scientific Analysis Of Pop Rock Radio

If one, hypothetically, had a car with no aux outlet or tape deck and found those thingies that connect your iPod to the radio to be prohibitively expensive, that person might have a lot of opinions/observations/rage about pop/rock/”alternative” radio. Below is a scientific collection and analysis of those cases. Continue reading

Study: a growing number of Americans don’t believe in Beyonce
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Study: a growing number of Americans don’t believe in Beyonce

“I definitely don’t believe in a perfect, all-knowing version of Beyoncé,” said one woman polled for a long-term study of Americans’ attitudes about the entertainer. She recently decided she identifies as Beyoncé-agnostic. “She’s probably something more like an energy that we can’t totally understand yet.” “Um, I don’t believe in Santa Claus or the tooth fairy … Continue reading

Things getting serious with cute neighbor’s dog
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Things getting serious with cute neighbor’s dog

A young woman who’s new to the city, her job, and this crazy thing called life is fortunate to have moved in next to a neighbor with an adorable dog. “If my life were a sitcom, my cute neighbor Jared would definitely be the love interest,” Amanda, 21, explains. “But I honestly am happier that … Continue reading

After Buzzfeed quiz, woman comes out to family as Jesse from Full House
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After Buzzfeed quiz, woman comes out to family as Jesse from Full House

 “This is who I am now,” Karen Hill from Encino tearfully announced to her family at a small press conference this morning. “And I am so, so grateful to everyone who’s accepted me as I always have been inside.” Ms. Hill, a first-time Buzzfeed test-taker, says she’s never seen Full House and is not sure … Continue reading

After Noah, Christians realize Captain America 2 also unfaithful to Bible
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After Noah, Christians realize Captain America 2 also unfaithful to Bible

There has been some pundit outrage this week that Darren Aronofsky’s new Christian religious happyjam movie Noah isn’t as happy or religious as expected. Turning for solace from the garbage nonmovie to the week’s other box office titan, Captain America 2, theatergoers were shocked and horrified to find that the Captain’s biblical story was also different than … Continue reading