Jeff Flake Forgoes Homemade Ghost Costume Under Which He’s Been Criticizing Trump For Months
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Jeff Flake Forgoes Homemade Ghost Costume Under Which He’s Been Criticizing Trump For Months

WASHINGTON, D.C.– Senator Jeff Flake tweeted a stinging rebuke of President Donald Trump’s latest controversial comments Thursday, most notably without the homemade ghost costume Flake has been wearing since September and well past Halloween. Sources say that Flake took off the billowy disguise (from under which he has been criticizing Trump for months) sometime soon … Continue reading

Trump Supporters Need Increasingly Extreme Rhetoric In Order to Get Off, Study Finds
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Trump Supporters Need Increasingly Extreme Rhetoric In Order to Get Off, Study Finds

EVERYWHERE, U.S.– A new study published Friday found that Trump supporters require increasingly extreme rhetoric over time in order to get off. Reaching back as far as 2011, the study closely examined how Trump supporters– once adequately satisfied with controversial (racist) statements questioning President Barack Obama’s citizenship in the United States– have habitually needed more … Continue reading

Man’s Life Officially Ruined
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Man’s Life Officially Ruined

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Judge Brett Kavanaugh’s life was officially ruined in a private ceremony Saturday with his family, the president, key politicians, and the other 8 sitting supreme court justices in attendance. President Donald Trump bemoaned Kavanaugh’s ruined life to those present for the occasion before Chief Justice John Roberts and former Justice Anthony Kennedy … Continue reading

OPINION: I’m Writing In to Denounce The NYT Op-Ed Anomous…Anomously
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OPINION: I’m Writing In to Denounce The NYT Op-Ed Anomous…Anomously

By now we’ve all seen– you’ve all seen it, haven’t you, the Op-ed? Yes. You’ve all seen it in the Failing New York Times. The Op-Ed was of course anomous…anomousss,  but listen folks, two can play that game! So I’m writing in to say what gutless, disgusting–they are gutless to do this against the great … Continue reading

How To Make The Most Of Your Time Alone With Your Uterus Before Kavanaugh’s Confirmation
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How To Make The Most Of Your Time Alone With Your Uterus Before Kavanaugh’s Confirmation

Kamala is doing her best and public opinion isn’t currently glowing, but the political pressure on Republicans and legislatively hilariously easy path for Brett Kavanaugh makes his placement on the Supreme Court currently seem inevitable. So here are some fun date ideas to make the most of your remaining alone time with your uterus! Have … Continue reading

OPINION: I Was One Of 24% Of Americans Who Approved Of Nixon As He Resigned
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OPINION: I Was One Of 24% Of Americans Who Approved Of Nixon As He Resigned

Donald Trump’s approval rating is currently at a new low, 33%, but many Americans are baffled that that number is so high. Well, as one of the 24% of Americans who still approved of President Nixon after a 14-month investigation and his subsequent synonymity with the idea of a lying, crooked politician, I am here … Continue reading

Do not let Trump Distract You With New ‘Pirates of The Caribbean’ Hottie Brenton Thwaites
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Do not let Trump Distract You With New ‘Pirates of The Caribbean’ Hottie Brenton Thwaites

It’s getting harder and harder to keep up with the headlines coming out of Washington at increasingly dizzying speeds thanks to President Trump’s apparent talent for media distraction, so you’ll be forgiven if you’ve fallen for his latest and most brilliant attention trap, ‘Pirates of The Caribbean 5’ Australian cutie Brenton Thwaites. As admittedly satisfying … Continue reading