Experts have found that a simple trick will improve the taste and texture of your booty the next time you serve your guests (or just yourself!). Rest your booty for ten minutes before serving, or all of the care and effort you put into preparation may result in a booty that’s tougher and chewier than … Continue reading
Modern understanding of gender and sexuality has led to so many exciting discussions and nuances. Since more people now realize that gender is a Spectrum, if you act now you can bundle a home telephone line with your identity. Since gender is separate from sexuality, this does not preclude you from getting lightning fast internet … Continue reading
SAN FERNANDO VALLEY, CA — A new effort to offer more “realistic” content within the adult film industry promises to now show actors briefly putting the sexy action on hold in order to accomodate burps throughout the scene. “Some will be really quick, some might be louder than anticipated, and some might be a total … Continue reading
WASHINGTON, D.C. – At the First Annual Subnormal Temperature Hands Convention in the nation’s capital this month, organizers were surprised to discover that they also had an accidental OB/gyn convention on their cold, cold hands. The 693 speakers and attendees, enjoying panels and workshops such as “Discreet Blankets For Public Use,” “Wearing Mittens To Bed: … Continue reading
PASADENA, CA – The upcoming Gilmore Girls Netflix revival has aroused excitement in hordes of internet fans, but for one woman the arousal is literal – and not as fun as it sounds. “It’s ruined my life, honestly, and I’m sick of hiding it,” Tasha Perkins, 41, revealed about her newfound affliction. “I can only, … Continue reading
“There are a few easy things you can do to get pretty much any woman into bed,” Mike “SwitchBlaade” Ross began, taking the hands of his future wife at the altar of a little church in Eagle Rock, Los Angeles. Continue reading
We’ve been hooking up with this guy for way too long. Click the “Moody Batman” link below to watch. Moody Batman Continue reading
After weeks and weeks of building it up, Oscar Meene’s most anticipated event of the year finally commenced this past Sunday night when Amy Offner, that girl he’s been seeing for a little while, came over to watch the Academy Awards at Oscar’s invitation and wound up staying overnight for the first time since they … Continue reading
If there’s one thing we know a lot about, it’s burning our mouths with food that is still too hot to eat. If there’s a second thing we know about, it’s intimacy. Here is a list of our best, tried and true tricks for all you ladies and men to achieve the kind of intimacy … Continue reading
Last Saturday local resident Charlie Fells went on a “really great” first date with fellow twenty-something Meryl Morris, who according to Charlie was, “a fun, charming, and pretty woman.” Fells divulged that he then accepted an invitation to Morris’ place and proceeded to close out the night by sleeping with her, or in other words, “totally … Continue reading
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