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TLC announces new show The Man with Roughly 132 lbs of “Ballsyness”
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TLC announces new show The Man with Roughly 132 lbs of “Ballsyness”

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An upcoming TLC special The Man with Roughly 132 lbs of “Ballsyness” will follow the serious story of Terry Thompson Sr, a man with a medical condition that left him with the “largest confidence in the world.” In 2008, Thompson suffered a blow to what was then his “average sized, vulnerable ego” and sustained what doctors describe … Continue reading →

Cheating Scandal on The Bachelorette Shocks Fans
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Cheating Scandal on The Bachelorette Shocks Fans

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After millions of viewers watched Desiree Hartsock accept Chris Siegfried’s proposal on last night’s explosive finale of The Bachelorette, fans of the popular reality show were shocked when allegations quickly surfaced that the bachelorette herself was suspected of dating 25 different men throughout the taping of this season. Since the news broke, Desiree and Chris have … Continue reading →

Your Friend And That Flaky Jerk She’s Seeing: The Rom-Com Trailer
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Your Friend And That Flaky Jerk She’s Seeing: The Rom-Com Trailer

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EXT. LIBRARY – DAY CAITLIN, 25, leaves a library holding BOOKS. SMARMY NARRATOR (V.O.) Caitlin is just another bookish ponytail girl who’s more in love with books than boys. She trips into the arms of GREG, 25, who’s cute in a non-threatening way. They make some SWEET EYE CONTACT. SMARMY NARRATOR (V.O.) But love… Wrote her another … Continue reading →

Hurricane Flossie Refuses to Back Out of Scheduled Hawaii Storm Despite Raunchy Leaked Photos
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Hurricane Flossie Refuses to Back Out of Scheduled Hawaii Storm Despite Raunchy Leaked Photos

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According to the latest weather reports, Hurricane Flossie will not be backing out of its race toward Hawaii, saying, “it’s not my decision.” Hurricane Flossie’s persistence has meteorologists shaking their heads in the wake of the hurricane’s recent sex scandal.  As one weather reporter phrased it, “it was already difficult to take it seriously with … Continue reading →

Wiener Fights Baby For America’s Attention
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Wiener Fights Baby For America’s Attention

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A fierce rivalry has exploded over the past week between a mayoral candidate’s (self-describedly) photogenic penis and a newborn British person most famous for his past work as a fetus. Fans got both figures on every major news program, loudly proclaiming “I need more!” over non-fan mumblings like “why are either of these news.” One … Continue reading →

Live Coverage on Suburban Woman’s “Royal Food Baby”
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Live Coverage on Suburban Woman’s “Royal Food Baby”

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LeahAndLia.com has been tirelessly on the scene since Eileen Thompson, a local suburban woman, playfully announced to her husband, Kyle, on Friday evening the arrival of what she described as her “royal food baby” before settling in for the evening with some Netflix. Earlier that same evening, the above-average-looking couple had been enjoying an impossibly … Continue reading →