Experts agree that if there ever were a day to ramp up an acquaintanceship to a romantanceship (or even a boningtanceship), today’s the day. Whether the young woman you’ve had your eye on is lonely or not, letting her know that you and your genitals find her appearance pleasing is likely to result in happiness, … Continue reading
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Area Woman Hasn’t Been Having Vivid, Exciting Dreams About You, Unless That Is, You’d Be Cool With That
Harriet Vazquez, a sales rep in your building, confirmed that you were absolutely not in her dream last night, or any other night in recent memory. She added that on the off chance you were to find that scenario acceptable, she would not rule out the possibility of your appearance in future dreams, perhaps as … Continue reading
Young man’s Wolverine poster really ties room together
After collecting half a dozen button-down shirts and successfully going to the gym once a week, twenty-something-about-town Trevor decided to tackle his apartment’s interior. “I was ready to really make my living space reflect who I am, who I’ve become in my adult life,” he explains. “And that’s why I bought this Wolverine poster.” The … Continue reading
2013 Year-End Lists We Wish Existed (But Don’t)
If the idea of reading all the collections, slideshows, and fastidious accounting and indexing of pop culture this year makes you feel like someone’s got a tight grip on your listicles, you can breathe easy – here’s all you need to read. 2013’s five most touching times Google decided not to destroy all the humans … Continue reading
Sexy Cats and Adorable Men in Similar Poses
If Sexy Men and Adorable Cats in Similar Poses floated your boat, then Sexy Cats and Adorable Men in Similar Poses is going to make your boat sprout wings and fly off into space. Meeeeeeeow. Continue reading
8 Fresh Role Playing Scenarios You Probably Haven’t Tried Yet
Millions of readers have been begging for alternatives to the tired old Nurse-Patient dynamic (yawn!), and we have heard your freaky plea. After a little bit of brainstorming, here are eight real life-inspired roles complete with helpful dialogue suggestions to get you into character on your spicy nighttime funtivities. 1) Dermatologist and Patient Suggested Dialogue: … Continue reading
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Life After Losing Your Virginity: Incredible Before and After Photos
Each of these photos shows the subject going about every day life when they were virgins and after they underwent the life changing experience of s-e-x. See the difference! * indicates names have been changed. Here’s Terry* washing dishes weeks before she lost her virginity. Here’s Terry washing dishes the day after she lost her … Continue reading
Sideboob: The new fragrance by The Internet
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Are you REALLY emotionally ready for your favorite TV show couple to have sex? Check this list!
Sam and Diane. Ross and Rachel. Jim and Pam. Corey and Topanga. Jon Snow and You-Know-Nothin’-Jon-Snuh. All of these pairs have something in common, and that is the burning desire Americans felt at one time or another to see these people finally get it together… sexually. And now you’re feeling that same longing for some … Continue reading