LOS ANGELES, CA – In a turn of events yesterday evening, Melissa finally showed up at 7:24 with breathless reports of “traffic, like, everywhere.” “I think the rest of us saw the traffic coming, given that it was dinner and dinner typically happens right at the end of rush hour,” explained one witness, a friend … Continue reading
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New sketch: Moody Batman
We’ve been hooking up with this guy for way too long. Click the “Moody Batman” link below to watch. Moody Batman Continue reading
Guy Sleeps with Woman He Liked On First Date, Now Worried She’ll Think He’s a Slut
Last Saturday local resident Charlie Fells went on a “really great” first date with fellow twenty-something Meryl Morris, who according to Charlie was, “a fun, charming, and pretty woman.” Fells divulged that he then accepted an invitation to Morris’ place and proceeded to close out the night by sleeping with her, or in other words, “totally … Continue reading
Woman in blossoming relationship should probably lie more often
A local woman in a 3-month-long “official” relationship is announcing she’s made a crucial mistake. “We kept fighting about things I do wrong, or details about past relationships I shouldn’t have brought up. So I decided to lie about both!” The woman says that when awkward topics or unhappy feelings do come up, she’s decided … Continue reading
Young man’s Wolverine poster really ties room together
After collecting half a dozen button-down shirts and successfully going to the gym once a week, twenty-something-about-town Trevor decided to tackle his apartment’s interior. “I was ready to really make my living space reflect who I am, who I’ve become in my adult life,” he explains. “And that’s why I bought this Wolverine poster.” The … Continue reading
Sexy Cats and Adorable Men in Similar Poses
If Sexy Men and Adorable Cats in Similar Poses floated your boat, then Sexy Cats and Adorable Men in Similar Poses is going to make your boat sprout wings and fly off into space. Meeeeeeeow. Continue reading
Cheating Scandal on The Bachelorette Shocks Fans
After millions of viewers watched Desiree Hartsock accept Chris Siegfried’s proposal on last night’s explosive finale of The Bachelorette, fans of the popular reality show were shocked when allegations quickly surfaced that the bachelorette herself was suspected of dating 25 different men throughout the taping of this season. Since the news broke, Desiree and Chris have … Continue reading
Your Friend And That Flaky Jerk She’s Seeing: The Rom-Com Trailer
EXT. LIBRARY – DAY CAITLIN, 25, leaves a library holding BOOKS. SMARMY NARRATOR (V.O.) Caitlin is just another bookish ponytail girl who’s more in love with books than boys. She trips into the arms of GREG, 25, who’s cute in a non-threatening way. They make some SWEET EYE CONTACT. SMARMY NARRATOR (V.O.) But love… Wrote her another … Continue reading
A Basic Guide To Body Language (For The Lady On The Prowl)
Here is everything I’ve learned about the ancient art of body language from Cosmo, Cosmo Girl!, and my numerous personal successes. Someone’s body language may tell you more about what they’re thinking than what they actually say! Memorize these tips and watch yourself become irresistible. HOW TO READ THE BODY LANGUAGE OF OTHERS (to maximize your … Continue reading
Real Hobbits Weigh In on New Trends for the Hair “Down There” (On Their Feet)
Ever since the one ring to rule them all was forged, the debate has been growing, but those most affected by it are finally speaking up. More and more female hobbits feel pressured – by their friends and peers, by their partners, by the media, and even by their parents – to remove the hair … Continue reading