Last Saturday local resident Charlie Fells went on a “really great” first date with fellow twenty-something Meryl Morris, who according to Charlie was, “a fun, charming, and pretty woman.” Fells divulged that he then accepted an invitation to Morris’ place and proceeded to close out the night by sleeping with her, or in other words, “totally … Continue reading
Abby Slenson, an online marketing consultant, announced to her friends over Sunday drinks that she’s “completely done” getting romantically involved with what she described as “any and all Steves. Never again.” Slenson’s decision to eschew any past, present, and future guys in her life named Steve was reached after what she calls “[her] consistent rotten … Continue reading
A local woman in a 3-month-long “official” relationship is announcing she’s made a crucial mistake. “We kept fighting about things I do wrong, or details about past relationships I shouldn’t have brought up. So I decided to lie about both!” The woman says that when awkward topics or unhappy feelings do come up, she’s decided … Continue reading
Harriet Vazquez, a sales rep in your building, confirmed that you were absolutely not in her dream last night, or any other night in recent memory. She added that on the off chance you were to find that scenario acceptable, she would not rule out the possibility of your appearance in future dreams, perhaps as … Continue reading
If you’ve paid any attention to the film world the past few months, you know the eight-eyed face that’s managed to skitter into a hell of an overnight career. And if you’re familiar with his* first big role in a predictable Heigl rom-com, you know this success is not because of acting talent. Watching this … Continue reading
EXT. LIBRARY – DAY CAITLIN, 25, leaves a library holding BOOKS. SMARMY NARRATOR (V.O.) Caitlin is just another bookish ponytail girl who’s more in love with books than boys. She trips into the arms of GREG, 25, who’s cute in a non-threatening way. They make some SWEET EYE CONTACT. SMARMY NARRATOR (V.O.) But love… Wrote her another … Continue reading
So you’re on the first date, which is half the battle, and you’ve chosen to spend it eating food at a close proximity to one another. Now it’s time to discover your destiny. As the saying goes, “you date what you eat.” Sushi You’re real cool and cultured, eh? You’ve got the poise and grace … Continue reading
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