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A Scientific Analysis Of Pop Rock Radio
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A Scientific Analysis Of Pop Rock Radio

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If one, hypothetically, had a car with no aux outlet or tape deck and found those thingies that connect your iPod to the radio to be prohibitively expensive, that person might have a lot of opinions/observations/rage about pop/rock/”alternative” radio. Below is a scientific collection and analysis of those cases. Continue reading →

Spiritual Woman Empowered By The Thought “When I die, I hope I come back as a corporation.”
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Spiritual Woman Empowered By The Thought “When I die, I hope I come back as a corporation.”

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Local grocery store chain company employee Olivia Dewris reported Monday that she felt “considerably uplifted” by the idea of being reborn as a corporation in the next life, “if I’m lucky.” Dewris had been daydreaming about the concept of reincarnation when she began to fantasize about the possibilities. “I started thinking about what could possibly … Continue reading →

15 Things Only Human-Horse Hybrid People Will Understand
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15 Things Only Human-Horse Hybrid People Will Understand

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There are some things in life that you’ll only get if you’re half human, half horse. Such as…. 1)   Never really knowing if you’re a human, or a horse. 2)   Finding pants is SO HARD when you’ve got horse legs! 3)   You HATE introducing yourself to new people because there’s always that moment where they … Continue reading →

20 Incredible Uses for Apple Cider Vinegar
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20 Incredible Uses for Apple Cider Vinegar

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Bet you didn’t know apple cider vinegar was so handy! Did you know a little apple cider vinegar a day can prevent home invasions? Use apple cider vinegar to disband your musical improv theater group. Apple cider vinegar helps reduce/prevent forest fires and violent crime. It helps to regulate small business owners. It helps relieve … Continue reading →

Study: a growing number of Americans don’t believe in Beyonce
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Study: a growing number of Americans don’t believe in Beyonce

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“I definitely don’t believe in a perfect, all-knowing version of Beyoncé,” said one woman polled for a long-term study of Americans’ attitudes about the entertainer. She recently decided she identifies as Beyoncé-agnostic. “She’s probably something more like an energy that we can’t totally understand yet.” “Um, I don’t believe in Santa Claus or the tooth fairy … Continue reading →

Guy Sleeps with Woman He Liked On First Date, Now Worried She’ll Think He’s a Slut
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Guy Sleeps with Woman He Liked On First Date, Now Worried She’ll Think He’s a Slut

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Last Saturday local resident Charlie Fells went on a “really great” first date with fellow twenty-something Meryl Morris, who according to Charlie was, “a fun, charming, and pretty woman.” Fells divulged that he then accepted an invitation to Morris’ place and proceeded to close out the night by sleeping with her, or in other words, “totally … Continue reading →

Area Woman Officially Swears Off Guys Named ‘Steve’
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Area Woman Officially Swears Off Guys Named ‘Steve’

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Abby Slenson, an online marketing consultant, announced to her friends over Sunday drinks that she’s “completely done” getting romantically involved with what she described as “any and all Steves. Never again.” Slenson’s decision to eschew any past, present, and future guys in her life named Steve was reached after what she calls “[her] consistent rotten … Continue reading →

Things getting serious with cute neighbor’s dog
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Things getting serious with cute neighbor’s dog

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A young woman who’s new to the city, her job, and this crazy thing called life is fortunate to have moved in next to a neighbor with an adorable dog. “If my life were a sitcom, my cute neighbor Jared would definitely be the love interest,” Amanda, 21, explains. “But I honestly am happier that … Continue reading →