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3 Secrets to Slim Down
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3 Secrets to Slim Down

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You’ve seen silly weight loss buzzwords like “exercise” and “eat less,” but where did fancy words ever get anyone? Here are some real, easy (like, real easy) secrets to instantly looking thinner that we can personally recommend. #3 – Stop Slouching What if I said your couple of extra pounds is actually an optical illusion? That’s … Continue reading →

Horoscope Retractions (From The World’s Worst Horoscopist)
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Horoscope Retractions (From The World’s Worst Horoscopist)

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Scientists make new discoveries all the time, including us here in the respected, constant-discovery-making field of horoscopy. And sometimes we just straight up miss or ignore stuff we shouldn’t have. Let he who never made a mistake at his job cast the first stone, all right? Virgo – When I wrote last week that “you’re … Continue reading →

Yahoo! Answers Releases Advice Book Titled HELP PLEZ!!: how does babby get inside stomache?! And Other Dilemmas
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Yahoo! Answers Releases Advice Book Titled HELP PLEZ!!: how does babby get inside stomache?! And Other Dilemmas

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Due to popular demand, the trusted section of Yahoo! entirely dedicated to all of the world’s questions has finally come out with a collection of its most tried and true advice in the book appropriately titled, HELP PLEZ!!: how does babby get inside stomache?! And Other Dilemmas With this new book, readers can find the answers … Continue reading →

A Basic Guide To Body Language (For The Lady On The Prowl)
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A Basic Guide To Body Language (For The Lady On The Prowl)

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Here is everything I’ve learned about the ancient art of body language from Cosmo, Cosmo Girl!, and my numerous personal successes. Someone’s body language may tell you more about what they’re thinking than what they actually say! Memorize these tips and watch yourself become irresistible. HOW TO READ THE BODY LANGUAGE OF OTHERS (to maximize your … Continue reading →

The Musical Soundtrack To Postgrad Unemployment
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The Musical Soundtrack To Postgrad Unemployment

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Your first summer as a degreed adult has dawned. As you may have noticed, the rest of your life sprawls endlessly, terrifyingly before you with no semblance of the former school-year structure you’ve known for roughly 90% of your life. Luckily, when I graduated I decided to capture the sounds of this horrible time in … Continue reading →

Real Hobbits Weigh In on New Trends for the Hair “Down There” (On Their Feet)
Adulthood Struggles / General Whining / The Man

Real Hobbits Weigh In on New Trends for the Hair “Down There” (On Their Feet)

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Ever since the one ring to rule them all was forged, the debate has been growing, but those  most affected by it are finally speaking up. More and more  female hobbits feel pressured – by their friends and peers, by their partners, by the media, and even by their parents – to remove the hair … Continue reading →