Horoscope Retractions (From The World’s Worst Horoscopist)
Adulthood Struggles / Advice / Self Help

Horoscope Retractions (From The World’s Worst Horoscopist)

Scientists make new discoveries all the time, including us here in the respected, constant-discovery-making field of horoscopy. And sometimes we just straight up miss or ignore stuff we shouldn’t have. Let he who never made a mistake at his job cast the first stone, all right? Virgo – When I wrote last week that “you’re … Continue reading

Yahoo! Answers Releases Advice Book Titled HELP PLEZ!!: how does babby get inside stomache?! And Other Dilemmas
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Yahoo! Answers Releases Advice Book Titled HELP PLEZ!!: how does babby get inside stomache?! And Other Dilemmas

Due to popular demand, the trusted section of Yahoo! entirely dedicated to all of the world’s questions has finally come out with a collection of its most tried and true advice in the book appropriately titled, HELP PLEZ!!: how does babby get inside stomache?! And Other Dilemmas With this new book, readers can find the answers … Continue reading

A Basic Guide To Body Language (For The Lady On The Prowl)
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A Basic Guide To Body Language (For The Lady On The Prowl)

Here is everything I’ve learned about the ancient art of body language from Cosmo, Cosmo Girl!, and my numerous personal successes. Someone’s body language may tell you more about what they’re thinking than what they actually say! Memorize these tips and watch yourself become irresistible. HOW TO READ THE BODY LANGUAGE OF OTHERS (to maximize your … Continue reading

What Your First Date Meal Says About You and the Future of Your Relationship
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What Your First Date Meal Says About You and the Future of Your Relationship

So you’re on the first date, which is half the battle, and you’ve chosen to spend it eating food at a close proximity to one another. Now it’s time to discover your destiny. As the saying goes, “you date what you eat.” Sushi You’re real cool and cultured, eh? You’ve got the poise and grace … Continue reading