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Harry and Hermione Leave Everything Behind To Start New Life Together With J.K. Rowling’s Blessing
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Harry and Hermione Leave Everything Behind To Start New Life Together With J.K. Rowling’s Blessing

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On Sunday J.K. Rowling, world famous author of the Harry Potter book series, dropped her latest bombshell on the wizarding world when she admitted that Hermione Granger should have ended up with Harry Potter instead of their mutual best friend Ron Weasley. In the wake of Rowling’s stunning revelation, Harry and Hermione announced their plans … Continue reading →

Area Woman Hasn’t Been Having Vivid, Exciting Dreams About You, Unless That Is, You’d Be Cool With That
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Area Woman Hasn’t Been Having Vivid, Exciting Dreams About You, Unless That Is, You’d Be Cool With That

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Harriet Vazquez, a sales rep in your building, confirmed that you were absolutely not in her dream last night, or any other night in recent memory. She added that on the off chance you were to find that scenario acceptable, she would not rule out the possibility of your appearance in future dreams, perhaps as … Continue reading →

Jesus Deeply Moved By Support on Facebook
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Jesus Deeply Moved By Support on Facebook

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In a statement issued Monday evening, Jesus of Nazareth, the central figure of Christianity, expressed his overwhelming gratitude for all of the “Likes” and “Shares” his pictures have received on Facebook, saying, “it really means a lot to me.” Until this week, Jesus, a self-proclaimed fan of face-to-face interactions and “just picking up the phone … Continue reading →

5 Stages of Grieving Your Favorite Coach’s Resignation
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5 Stages of Grieving Your Favorite Coach’s Resignation

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Real Talk From Lia: As much as I like to joke around, I just want to say that I honestly have been a very big fan of Ed Orgeron ever since he stepped up as USC’s football coach. His fun, refreshingly positive, classy leadership style and his genuine affection for the players is something I … Continue reading →

9 Signs that shy guy you’ve had your eye on is married to you
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9 Signs that shy guy you’ve had your eye on is married to you

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Shy guys are notoriously difficult to read, especially when it comes to gauging whether or not he’s legally joined in holy matrimony with you. Watch for these subtle hints to help solve the marital mystery! 1) He stares then looks away. Do you often catch him staring at you out of the corner of your … Continue reading →

San Francisco transforms into Gotham to fulfill boy’s wish, “We have an overwhelming number of volunteers wanting to be bad guys.”
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San Francisco transforms into Gotham to fulfill boy’s wish, “We have an overwhelming number of volunteers wanting to be bad guys.”

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In a heartwarming display of kindness, thousands of citizens will help to make 5-year-old Miles’ wish to be Batman come true by selflessly volunteering to be bad guys for today in San Francisco. “The inspiring story just hit me right in the feelings,” says Bobby Woodtrain, a tall, native San Franciscan who appears to really … Continue reading →

USC Student Section Unites to Form Perfect Rorschach Designs During Football Game
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USC Student Section Unites to Form Perfect Rorschach Designs During Football Game

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To everyone’s delight at each USC home football game, fans in the student section engage in intense teamwork to make giant artistic images out of colored tiles in the stadium. After this weekend’s spirited visual masterpiece, USC might want to consider changing its “Fight On” slogan to “&~`____*\”. “I know it might look easy, but … Continue reading →

8 Fresh Role Playing Scenarios You Probably Haven’t Tried Yet
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8 Fresh Role Playing Scenarios You Probably Haven’t Tried Yet

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Millions of readers have been begging for alternatives to the tired old Nurse-Patient dynamic (yawn!), and we have heard your freaky plea. After a little bit of brainstorming, here are eight real life-inspired roles complete with helpful dialogue suggestions to get you into character on your spicy nighttime funtivities. 1) Dermatologist and Patient Suggested Dialogue: … Continue reading →