Here are 5 stars that never could have guessed you were gay! 1) Ian McKellan Famed actor Sir Ian McKellan gave a wise, knowing nod at the news that you are gay, always have been, always will be, and have no reason to hide, before responding, “I’ve known for years that Anderson Cooper was gay, … Continue reading
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17 of Our Favorite Red Hot Sizzling Tips You Didn’t Know for Mind Blowing Intimacy Every Time You Do It
If there’s one thing we know a lot about, it’s burning our mouths with food that is still too hot to eat. If there’s a second thing we know about, it’s intimacy. Here is a list of our best, tried and true tricks for all you ladies and men to achieve the kind of intimacy … Continue reading
Every Local News Broadcast Ever [Sketch]
We noticed local news gets kind of… repetitive. Continue reading
Spiritual Woman Empowered By The Thought “When I die, I hope I come back as a corporation.”
Local grocery store chain company employee Olivia Dewris reported Monday that she felt “considerably uplifted” by the idea of being reborn as a corporation in the next life, “if I’m lucky.” Dewris had been daydreaming about the concept of reincarnation when she began to fantasize about the possibilities. “I started thinking about what could possibly … Continue reading
15 Things Only Human-Horse Hybrid People Will Understand
There are some things in life that you’ll only get if you’re half human, half horse. Such as…. 1) Never really knowing if you’re a human, or a horse. 2) Finding pants is SO HARD when you’ve got horse legs! 3) You HATE introducing yourself to new people because there’s always that moment where they … Continue reading
20 Incredible Uses for Apple Cider Vinegar
Bet you didn’t know apple cider vinegar was so handy! Did you know a little apple cider vinegar a day can prevent home invasions? Use apple cider vinegar to disband your musical improv theater group. Apple cider vinegar helps reduce/prevent forest fires and violent crime. It helps to regulate small business owners. It helps relieve … Continue reading
Guy Sleeps with Woman He Liked On First Date, Now Worried She’ll Think He’s a Slut
Last Saturday local resident Charlie Fells went on a “really great” first date with fellow twenty-something Meryl Morris, who according to Charlie was, “a fun, charming, and pretty woman.” Fells divulged that he then accepted an invitation to Morris’ place and proceeded to close out the night by sleeping with her, or in other words, “totally … Continue reading
Area Woman Officially Swears Off Guys Named ‘Steve’
Abby Slenson, an online marketing consultant, announced to her friends over Sunday drinks that she’s “completely done” getting romantically involved with what she described as “any and all Steves. Never again.” Slenson’s decision to eschew any past, present, and future guys in her life named Steve was reached after what she calls “[her] consistent rotten … Continue reading
Jean-Claude Van Damme, Ask Your Doctor Today!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1470e542ba/jean-claude-van-damme-ask-your-doctor-today?fb_action_ids=10201537535420308&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%5B310332782448046%5D&action_type_map=%5B%22og.likes%22%5D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D Introducing LeahAndLia’s first sketch! Funny or Die gave everyone some sweet Jean-Claude Van Damme footage and let us do whatever we wanted with it. Special thanks to Tim Herrold, Laird Fryer, Karin Lee and Jeff Picarello Continue reading
USA Dominates Inaugural Pears Skating Competition
The inaugural Pears Skating competition made its successful debut at the Winter Olympic Games in Sochi with the United States’ Justin Pearson and Anna McPeary stealing the show in a gold medal victory. Pearson and McPeary executed a flawless, energetic performance to Little Richard’s “Tutti Frutti,” which secured a first place slot for the duo. … Continue reading