Harriet Vazquez, a sales rep in your building, confirmed that you were absolutely not in her dream last night, or any other night in recent memory. She added that on the off chance you were to find that scenario acceptable, she would not rule out the possibility of your appearance in future dreams, perhaps as … Continue reading
Monthly Archives: January 2014
Buffalo Wild Wings announces rigorous new standards for Guest Experience Captains
Disappointed with previous fun-ness of reported guest experiences, company CEO Charles Wild Wings has announced the Guest Experience Captain position will no longer be something “unfun people can just waltz into.” “When I’m watching a football game on one of our dozens of fine TVs, and a girl with a microphone is encouraging me to … Continue reading
14 Photos That Will Prove They Are Just Photos
When you’re done looking at these images, you will be unable to deny that they are photos of people and things. Rita and her flowers. You don’t know her. That’s Italy in the background because this is in Italy. . This donkey posing like a donkey. This is the ocean. This is kind of ominous … Continue reading
Woman honors Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. with a late breakfast, Netflix binge
A Los Angeles woman granted time to celebrate the life and accomplishments of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. chose to honor him by finally marathoning Firefly. “I’ve heard from so many people that it’s amazing, and it was great to have a day to myself to see what all the fuss is about,” the 26-year-old … Continue reading
Young man’s Wolverine poster really ties room together
After collecting half a dozen button-down shirts and successfully going to the gym once a week, twenty-something-about-town Trevor decided to tackle his apartment’s interior. “I was ready to really make my living space reflect who I am, who I’ve become in my adult life,” he explains. “And that’s why I bought this Wolverine poster.” The … Continue reading
Jesus Deeply Moved By Support on Facebook
In a statement issued Monday evening, Jesus of Nazareth, the central figure of Christianity, expressed his overwhelming gratitude for all of the “Likes” and “Shares” his pictures have received on Facebook, saying, “it really means a lot to me.” Until this week, Jesus, a self-proclaimed fan of face-to-face interactions and “just picking up the phone … Continue reading