ST. LOUIS, MO – Prominent white supremacist Dan Donelan, whose faith in the superiority of white people shapes every facet of his life and behavior, may be reconsidering his beliefs based on local white teen Tyler – who is seemingly not growing up to be “supreme.” “We like to give ‘em a few years to … Continue reading
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America At Nearby Bar For Birthday This Year If You Wanna Swing By
PHILADELPHIA, PA. – Instead of hosting and cleaning up after another party in America’s apartment this year, she decided to have friends gather at a local bar. “It’ll be really low key, feel free to roll through and leave whenever,” America announced in a Facebook event. “Parking’s pretty easy, the meters on the main street … Continue reading
15 Things Only Human-Horse Hybrid People Will Understand
There are some things in life that you’ll only get if you’re half human, half horse. Such as…. 1) Never really knowing if you’re a human, or a horse. 2) Finding pants is SO HARD when you’ve got horse legs! 3) You HATE introducing yourself to new people because there’s always that moment where they … Continue reading
Area Woman Officially Swears Off Guys Named ‘Steve’
Abby Slenson, an online marketing consultant, announced to her friends over Sunday drinks that she’s “completely done” getting romantically involved with what she described as “any and all Steves. Never again.” Slenson’s decision to eschew any past, present, and future guys in her life named Steve was reached after what she calls “[her] consistent rotten … Continue reading
Are you REALLY emotionally ready for your favorite TV show couple to have sex? Check this list!
Sam and Diane. Ross and Rachel. Jim and Pam. Corey and Topanga. Jon Snow and You-Know-Nothin’-Jon-Snuh. All of these pairs have something in common, and that is the burning desire Americans felt at one time or another to see these people finally get it together… sexually. And now you’re feeling that same longing for some … Continue reading