Due to popular demand, the trusted section of Yahoo! entirely dedicated to all of the world’s questions has finally come out with a collection of its most tried and true advice in the book appropriately titled, HELP PLEZ!!: how does babby get inside stomache?! And Other Dilemmas With this new book, readers can find the answers … Continue reading
Category Archives: General Whining
The Musical Soundtrack To Postgrad Unemployment
Your first summer as a degreed adult has dawned. As you may have noticed, the rest of your life sprawls endlessly, terrifyingly before you with no semblance of the former school-year structure you’ve known for roughly 90% of your life. Luckily, when I graduated I decided to capture the sounds of this horrible time in … Continue reading
Real Hobbits Weigh In on New Trends for the Hair “Down There” (On Their Feet)
Ever since the one ring to rule them all was forged, the debate has been growing, but those most affected by it are finally speaking up. More and more female hobbits feel pressured – by their friends and peers, by their partners, by the media, and even by their parents – to remove the hair … Continue reading
The Customer Service Championship (If Dealing with Customer Service was a Sport)
ACTION RECAP! The winners won, the losers blurted some “accidental” slurs, and the season is now wrapped up after the Keep Calm With Customer Service championship. THE FINALS The competition was long and bitter, as usual, in the three civilian vs. service rep final matches leading up to the championship game. The youngest competitor, college … Continue reading
St. Patrick’s Day is Valentine’s Day’s Drunk Uncle
There’s no holiday that’s so polarizing as St. Patrick’s Day. It’s a celebration of Irish-ness, but for many people who aren’t Irish, this can be a bit of salt on the wound. St. Patrick’s Day is often accused of being just another Hallmark scam, however chances are you’ve only heard that coming from somebody who … Continue reading
This Could Finally Be Our Year
There’s a special Sunday that comes along once a year in February. A Sunday upon which Americans gather in living rooms across the country to consume several days’ worth of food and alcohol in the name of an epic television event; a head-to-head of some of the most talented, coordinated human beings society could find. … Continue reading
4 People You Don’t Want To Talk To About The Oscars
ON THEIR FAVORITE FOR BEST PICTURE Your Dad: “Nobody from Two And A Half Men is in any of these.” Your Friend Who Went To Film School: “Did you see Amour or Beasts of the Southern Wild? No? Then a tie between those.” Your Grandmother: “You know who’s a real shiny apple, is that Ben … Continue reading