Wiener Fights Baby For America’s Attention
Babies / Celebrities / In The News / Politics

Wiener Fights Baby For America’s Attention

A fierce rivalry has exploded over the past week between a mayoral candidate’s (self-describedly) photogenic penis and a newborn British person most famous for his past work as a fetus. Fans got both figures on every major news program, loudly proclaiming “I need more!” over non-fan mumblings like “why are either of these news.” One … Continue reading

Live Coverage on Suburban Woman’s “Royal Food Baby”
Babies / Celebrities / In The News

Live Coverage on Suburban Woman’s “Royal Food Baby”

LeahAndLia.com has been tirelessly on the scene since Eileen Thompson, a local suburban woman, playfully announced to her husband, Kyle, on Friday evening the arrival of what she described as her “royal food baby” before settling in for the evening with some Netflix. Earlier that same evening, the above-average-looking couple had been enjoying an impossibly … Continue reading

Life After Losing Your Virginity: Incredible Before and After Photos
Celebrities / Get More Sex / Pictures / Women and Men

Life After Losing Your Virginity: Incredible Before and After Photos

Each of these photos shows the subject going about every day life when they were virgins and after they underwent the life changing experience of s-e-x. See the difference! * indicates names have been changed. Here’s Terry* washing dishes weeks before she lost her virginity. Here’s Terry washing dishes the day after she lost her … Continue reading

Local woman picking up the pieces after waking up from “the best dream ever”
Adulthood Struggles / Celebrities / General Whining / Grief Counseling

Local woman picking up the pieces after waking up from “the best dream ever”

Saturday morning Mary Perry,  a 23 year old grad student, woke up to a horrifying realization about the best day of her life. The day started out like any other – in an extremely familiar yet hard to place coffee shop.”I was in line to order at the register,” described Perry, “when I noticed that … Continue reading

3 Secrets to Slim Down
Adulthood Struggles / Advice / Celebrities / Self Help

3 Secrets to Slim Down

You’ve seen silly weight loss buzzwords like “exercise” and “eat less,” but where did fancy words ever get anyone? Here are some real, easy (like, real easy) secrets to instantly looking thinner that we can personally recommend. #3 – Stop Slouching What if I said your couple of extra pounds is actually an optical illusion? That’s … Continue reading