Most of us like to think seahorse pregnancy is all beautiful mating dance rituals and a quick 9 to 45 days of blissful gestation, but believe us, there are a lot of disgusting truths that nobody’s talking about… until now. 1) Seahorse dads have a “brood pouch” that carries the young and it’s actually just modified … Continue reading
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American More Concerned How “Brexit” Affects Hogwarts
WILMINGTON, NC – Forty-year-old American citizen and small business manager, Eric Smith, was sifting through online article after online article for any news on how “Brexit” might affect Hogwarts and the rest of the wizarding community across the pond. “I keep hearing about the Brexit and how disastrous it is for lots of U.K. industries … Continue reading
News Source Tries Out Humanizing Sexual Assault Survivor Instead of Rapist This Time
Following the conviction of a man who brutally sexually assaulted a female fellow student at a prestigious college campus, renowned national news source The Wild Times decided to really shake things up this time around and humanize the sexual assault survivor rather than her remorseless rapist in its coverage of the case. The article began … Continue reading
Fans rejoice! Wheel of Fortune renewed for another season
Today the Wheel of Fortune fan nation was treated to a long-awaited announcement that the show would be renewed for another season. [WARNING: Spoilers ahead from season 32!] Anyone who is caught up knows that the excitement over the win of contestant Judy Williams, 35, an insurance agent married to her “amazing” husband Mark with … Continue reading
New sketch: Moody Batman
We’ve been hooking up with this guy for way too long. Click the “Moody Batman” link below to watch. Moody Batman Continue reading
Oscar’s Big Night with That Girl He’s Been Seeing: Best, Worst, and Weirdest Moments
After weeks and weeks of building it up, Oscar Meene’s most anticipated event of the year finally commenced this past Sunday night when Amy Offner, that girl he’s been seeing for a little while, came over to watch the Academy Awards at Oscar’s invitation and wound up staying overnight for the first time since they … Continue reading
Family Pretty Sure Dad Pretending to be Asleep During Risqué Sketches on SNL Christmas Special
Last week as the Dilling family gathered on the couch to enjoy the Saturday Night Live Christmas Special, Brianna Dilling, 24, and Luke Dilling, 22, couldn’t help but notice that their dad suddenly appeared to be in a deep sleep during each sketch that featured uncomfortable innuendos, according to reports. Brianna and Luke confirmed that … Continue reading
LeahAndLia.com Tries Amateur Thanksgiving Food Porn
Appetizing photos of food, a.k.a “food porn,” was once exclusively created by professionals with fancy cameras and lighting and sets and budgets. Then everything changed. Ever since the camera phone made a big splash onto the scene, the public has taken the food porn power into its own buttery hands. With the holidays upon us, … Continue reading
Disney Princesses Digitally Edited To Have Realistic Goals
From Snow White in 1937 to Rapunzel in 2010, it’s interesting that not much has changed in 70 years regarding princesses’ unrealistic dreams and goal setting. Whether it’s a musical adventure through the mysterious forest to find your royal parents and discover who you are, or sneaking out of the palace and capturing the heart … Continue reading
10 Times Andrew Garfield Was Actually Your Boyfriend
Hey, let’s take a look at 10 times Andrew Garfield was actually your boyfriend! 1) This time, when he gazed adoringly into your eyes. 2) Or the time he teamed up with you, his significant other and famous peer, to outsmart the paparazzi by drawing attention to more important news. 3) Remember when he looked great in a suit and was … Continue reading