USA Dominates Inaugural Pears Skating Competition
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USA Dominates Inaugural Pears Skating Competition

The inaugural Pears Skating competition made its successful debut at the Winter Olympic Games in Sochi with the United States’ Justin Pearson and Anna McPeary stealing the show in a gold medal victory. Pearson and McPeary executed a flawless, energetic performance to Little Richard’s “Tutti Frutti,” which secured a first place slot for the duo. … Continue reading

USC Student Section Unites to Form Perfect Rorschach Designs During Football Game
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USC Student Section Unites to Form Perfect Rorschach Designs During Football Game

To everyone’s delight at each USC home football game, fans in the student section engage in intense teamwork to make giant artistic images out of colored tiles in the stadium. After this weekend’s spirited visual masterpiece, USC might want to consider changing its “Fight On” slogan to “&~`____*\”. “I know it might look easy, but … Continue reading

8 Fresh Role Playing Scenarios You Probably Haven’t Tried Yet
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8 Fresh Role Playing Scenarios You Probably Haven’t Tried Yet

Millions of readers have been begging for alternatives to the tired old Nurse-Patient dynamic (yawn!), and we have heard your freaky plea. After a little bit of brainstorming, here are eight real life-inspired roles complete with helpful dialogue suggestions to get you into character on your spicy nighttime funtivities. 1) Dermatologist and Patient Suggested Dialogue: … Continue reading

Orgeron brings dessert back to USC football players; in talks to restore snuggling with girlfriends, bring sexy back, save the true meaning of Christmas
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Orgeron brings dessert back to USC football players; in talks to restore snuggling with girlfriends, bring sexy back, save the true meaning of Christmas

After reopening practices to the media, USC’s Interim head coach Ed Orgeron added another item to the list of delicious changes that have gone into effect since former coach Lane Kiffin’s dismissal, namely the return of dessert to team meals. “You feed a lineman a cookie, he’s happy,” Orgeron, who himself is partial to classic milk … Continue reading

USC’s interim coach can feed self, tie own shoes
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USC’s interim coach can feed self, tie own shoes

“The rate of recovery, even at this point, has been staggering,” says one college football blogger. “Basic motor skills? A day in? It’s more than we could have hoped.” And many USC fans were hoping, all right. Ever since The Accident (SC’s previous season-and-a-half long era), it was unclear whether they’d see leadership that didn’t … Continue reading