Jeff Flake Forgoes Homemade Ghost Costume Under Which He’s Been Criticizing Trump For Months
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Jeff Flake Forgoes Homemade Ghost Costume Under Which He’s Been Criticizing Trump For Months

WASHINGTON, D.C.– Senator Jeff Flake tweeted a stinging rebuke of President Donald Trump’s latest controversial comments Thursday, most notably without the homemade ghost costume Flake has been wearing since September and well past Halloween. Sources say that Flake took off the billowy disguise (from under which he has been criticizing Trump for months) sometime soon … Continue reading

Man’s Life Officially Ruined
General Whining / In The News / Politics

Man’s Life Officially Ruined

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Judge Brett Kavanaugh’s life was officially ruined in a private ceremony Saturday with his family, the president, key politicians, and the other 8 sitting supreme court justices in attendance. President Donald Trump bemoaned Kavanaugh’s ruined life to those present for the occasion before Chief Justice John Roberts and former Justice Anthony Kennedy … Continue reading

Mitch McConnell Emerges From Shell With Massive Cut To Medicaid, Tax Cut For Rich
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Mitch McConnell Emerges From Shell With Massive Cut To Medicaid, Tax Cut For Rich

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After weeks of writing the much-anticipated Senate version of the House’s recent health care bill alone in his shell, McConnell’s work has been met with an uproar. “It was very hard to reach him. The bottom part of his shell folds up slightly to create a seal with the top part,” Rep. … Continue reading

Senator Wendy Davis credits filibuster stamina to “weekend improv classes”
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Senator Wendy Davis credits filibuster stamina to “weekend improv classes”

On Tuesday June 25, 2013 Texas Senator Wendy Davis dove right into a filibuster that required her to speak continuously and stay on topic for 13 hours. When asked how she was able to keep coming up with things to say, Senator Davis replied that it was a combination of thorough research and “weekend improv … Continue reading