Nation’s Marginalized Citizens Sick Of Writing Think Pieces
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Nation’s Marginalized Citizens Sick Of Writing Think Pieces

LOS ANGELES, CA – As the famous law of physics states, every ignorant public comment or piece of media released by a prominent figure has an equal and opposite reaction from the blogosphere. Unfortunately for physics, ignorant comment-saying and media creation requires much less energy than the necessary response to explain why it was degrading … Continue reading

Nation’s Unemployment Rate For Andrew Garfields At 100%
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Nation’s Unemployment Rate For Andrew Garfields At 100%

WASHINGTON, D.C. – White House officials scrambled for answers this morning when news broke that the nation’s unemployment rate for Andrew Garfields has skyrocketed in recent months – to approximately 100%. “He’s so talented, he’s brilliant. There’s no reason. How did we let this happen?” A spokesperson for Garfield said in a live press conference … Continue reading

Interns Excited To Learn As They Perform Duties Of Company’s Assistants, Janitors, CEO
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Interns Excited To Learn As They Perform Duties Of Company’s Assistants, Janitors, CEO

A midsize Los Angeles production company announced Tuesday that they are “expanding unpaid interns’ roles to increase their opportunities to learn,” according to their PR department, currently consisting of one intern. Most seem to enjoy the new arrangement. “I wasn’t sure how to feel when I started cleaning the bathrooms, but acting as CEO two … Continue reading

Jesus Deeply Moved By Support on Facebook
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Jesus Deeply Moved By Support on Facebook

In a statement issued Monday evening, Jesus of Nazareth, the central figure of Christianity, expressed his overwhelming gratitude for all of the “Likes” and “Shares” his pictures have received on Facebook, saying, “it really means a lot to me.” Until this week, Jesus, a self-proclaimed fan of face-to-face interactions and “just picking up the phone … Continue reading

8 Fresh Role Playing Scenarios You Probably Haven’t Tried Yet
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8 Fresh Role Playing Scenarios You Probably Haven’t Tried Yet

Millions of readers have been begging for alternatives to the tired old Nurse-Patient dynamic (yawn!), and we have heard your freaky plea. After a little bit of brainstorming, here are eight real life-inspired roles complete with helpful dialogue suggestions to get you into character on your spicy nighttime funtivities. 1) Dermatologist and Patient Suggested Dialogue: … Continue reading

Yahoo! Answers Releases Advice Book Titled HELP PLEZ!!: how does babby get inside stomache?! And Other Dilemmas
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Yahoo! Answers Releases Advice Book Titled HELP PLEZ!!: how does babby get inside stomache?! And Other Dilemmas

Due to popular demand, the trusted section of Yahoo! entirely dedicated to all of the world’s questions has finally come out with a collection of its most tried and true advice in the book appropriately titled, HELP PLEZ!!: how does babby get inside stomache?! And Other Dilemmas With this new book, readers can find the answers … Continue reading