Mitch McConnell Emerges From Shell With Massive Cut To Medicaid, Tax Cut For Rich
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Mitch McConnell Emerges From Shell With Massive Cut To Medicaid, Tax Cut For Rich

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After weeks of writing the much-anticipated Senate version of the House’s recent health care bill alone in his shell, McConnell’s work has been met with an uproar. “It was very hard to reach him. The bottom part of his shell folds up slightly to create a seal with the top part,” Rep. … Continue reading

Cockroach that pilots John Boehner still getting paid during shutdown
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Cockroach that pilots John Boehner still getting paid during shutdown

WASHINGTON D.C.–“Representative Boehner’s roach has been deemed ‘essential’ to government function,” one furloughed employee complained. “Most of us have been piloting ourselves all along and still don’t get a paycheck right now.” The situation certainly looks bad for the much-criticized House speaker, who has been busy leading his party to record low approval ratings. The … Continue reading

Millions of Americans flock to Facebook to post clever jokes about the government shutdown because “what else CAN we do?!”
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Millions of Americans flock to Facebook to post clever jokes about the government shutdown because “what else CAN we do?!”

During the hours leading up to and following the U.S. government shutdown, Americans rallied in good traditional form by getting on Facebook and sharing their humorous take on the event. Bill Thurgood, a small business owner and internet savvy American, posted, “Can you believe the government shut down after the big game last night? Hah.” … Continue reading