Shy guys are notoriously difficult to read, especially when it comes to gauging whether or not he’s legally joined in holy matrimony with you. Watch for these subtle hints to help solve the marital mystery! 1) He stares then looks away. Do you often catch him staring at you out of the corner of your … Continue reading
Category Archives: The Man
Annual Bathroom Stall Gap Committee confirms: “1-1/2 inches A-OK!”
The small, elite group of Washington, D.C. officials who decide every year just how much space is appropriate for gaps between sections of bathroom stalls confirmed once again that everything is going, as one official put it, “super well.” “We’re very happy to confirm that the limits we’ve all been living with since the founding … Continue reading
Millions of Americans flock to Facebook to post clever jokes about the government shutdown because “what else CAN we do?!”
During the hours leading up to and following the U.S. government shutdown, Americans rallied in good traditional form by getting on Facebook and sharing their humorous take on the event. Bill Thurgood, a small business owner and internet savvy American, posted, “Can you believe the government shut down after the big game last night? Hah.” … Continue reading
Senator Wendy Davis credits filibuster stamina to “weekend improv classes”
On Tuesday June 25, 2013 Texas Senator Wendy Davis dove right into a filibuster that required her to speak continuously and stay on topic for 13 hours. When asked how she was able to keep coming up with things to say, Senator Davis replied that it was a combination of thorough research and “weekend improv … Continue reading
Real Hobbits Weigh In on New Trends for the Hair “Down There” (On Their Feet)
Ever since the one ring to rule them all was forged, the debate has been growing, but those most affected by it are finally speaking up. More and more female hobbits feel pressured – by their friends and peers, by their partners, by the media, and even by their parents – to remove the hair … Continue reading
The Customer Service Championship (If Dealing with Customer Service was a Sport)
ACTION RECAP! The winners won, the losers blurted some “accidental” slurs, and the season is now wrapped up after the Keep Calm With Customer Service championship. THE FINALS The competition was long and bitter, as usual, in the three civilian vs. service rep final matches leading up to the championship game. The youngest competitor, college … Continue reading