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Gilded Age Season 2 finale just confirmed big fan theory that Ward McAllister is related to Kevin McCallister from Home Alone
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Gilded Age Season 2 finale just confirmed big fan theory that Ward McAllister is related to Kevin McCallister from Home Alone

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A mystery no more! Loyal viewers of The Gilded Age were rewarded during Sunday night’s season 2 finale when a game-changing reveal finally confirmed one of the most popular fan theories – that Ward McAllister, the charming arbiter of social rules and style in 1880s New York, is in fact the great-great-great-great grandfather of Kevin … Continue reading →

Get Juicier Booty by Resting Ten Minutes Before Serving
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Get Juicier Booty by Resting Ten Minutes Before Serving

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Experts have found that a simple trick will improve the taste and texture of your booty the next time you serve your guests (or just yourself!). Rest your booty for ten minutes before serving, or all of the care and effort you put into preparation may result in a booty that’s tougher and chewier than … Continue reading →

Gender is a Spectrum, and Sexuality is a Verizon Fios
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Gender is a Spectrum, and Sexuality is a Verizon Fios

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Modern understanding of gender and sexuality has led to so many exciting discussions and nuances. Since more people now realize that gender is a Spectrum, if you act now you can bundle a home telephone line with your identity. Since gender is separate from sexuality, this does not preclude you from getting lightning fast internet … Continue reading →

CDC Does Not Recommend Sucking On Partner’s Outstretched Tongue, “It’s just too weird.”
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CDC Does Not Recommend Sucking On Partner’s Outstretched Tongue, “It’s just too weird.”

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After promises from the highly criticized agency to be “less slow to take action,” the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention released new guidance Friday saying it does not recommend sucking on a partner’s outstretched tongue on account of being, “just too weird.” “It’s just a really, really bizarre sensation for both parties. We … Continue reading →

Things You Missed In The Darkness On This Week’s Game Of Thrones (SPOILERS)
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Things You Missed In The Darkness On This Week’s Game Of Thrones (SPOILERS)

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This week’s Game of Thrones episode faced criticism (answered directly by its cinematographer) in some circles that its lengthy battle scenes were too dark to see. If you were one of the unfortunate viewers whose monitors, living room lamps, and gap-fraught blinds impeded your vision, we’ve highlighted some of the important details that were easiest … Continue reading →

Jeff Flake Forgoes Homemade Ghost Costume Under Which He’s Been Criticizing Trump For Months
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Jeff Flake Forgoes Homemade Ghost Costume Under Which He’s Been Criticizing Trump For Months

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WASHINGTON, D.C.– Senator Jeff Flake tweeted a stinging rebuke of President Donald Trump’s latest controversial comments Thursday, most notably without the homemade ghost costume Flake has been wearing since September and well past Halloween. Sources say that Flake took off the billowy disguise (from under which he has been criticizing Trump for months) sometime soon … Continue reading →

Mom Would Have Preferred Beto O’Rourke Not Said F Word
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Mom Would Have Preferred Beto O’Rourke Not Said F Word

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EL PASO, TEXAS– After Democrat Beto O’Rourke passionately told supporters in his concession speech that he was “so  f—ing proud of you guys” for what they accomplished in the ultimately unsuccessful but admirably fought battle against incumbent Senator Ted Cruz, local mom Judy Veranda voiced her mild disapproval of Beto’s use of the F word. … Continue reading →

Trump Supporters Need Increasingly Extreme Rhetoric In Order to Get Off, Study Finds
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Trump Supporters Need Increasingly Extreme Rhetoric In Order to Get Off, Study Finds

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EVERYWHERE, U.S.– A new study published Friday found that Trump supporters require increasingly extreme rhetoric over time in order to get off. Reaching back as far as 2011, the study closely examined how Trump supporters– once adequately satisfied with controversial (racist) statements questioning President Barack Obama’s citizenship in the United States– have habitually needed more … Continue reading →

Woman Convincingly Hiding Reaction To $800 Price Tag Sparks Early Oscar Buzz
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Woman Convincingly Hiding Reaction To $800 Price Tag Sparks Early Oscar Buzz

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Local woman Shannon Ethers, 30, earned herself early talk of an Oscar nod after her performance at a boutique lingerie shop where she convincingly reacted to an $800 bra like it was no big deal. Ethers had reportedly never intended to go into the previously unnoticed shop but popped into the store on a whim … Continue reading →