Mom Would Have Preferred Beto O’Rourke Not Said F Word
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Mom Would Have Preferred Beto O’Rourke Not Said F Word

EL PASO, TEXAS– After Democrat Beto O’Rourke passionately told supporters in his concession speech that he was “so  f—ing proud of you guys” for what they accomplished in the ultimately unsuccessful but admirably fought battle against incumbent Senator Ted Cruz, local mom Judy Veranda voiced her mild disapproval of Beto’s use of the F word. … Continue reading

Man’s Life Officially Ruined
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Man’s Life Officially Ruined

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Judge Brett Kavanaugh’s life was officially ruined in a private ceremony Saturday with his family, the president, key politicians, and the other 8 sitting supreme court justices in attendance. President Donald Trump bemoaned Kavanaugh’s ruined life to those present for the occasion before Chief Justice John Roberts and former Justice Anthony Kennedy … Continue reading

Mitch McConnell Emerges From Shell With Massive Cut To Medicaid, Tax Cut For Rich
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Mitch McConnell Emerges From Shell With Massive Cut To Medicaid, Tax Cut For Rich

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After weeks of writing the much-anticipated Senate version of the House’s recent health care bill alone in his shell, McConnell’s work has been met with an uproar. “It was very hard to reach him. The bottom part of his shell folds up slightly to create a seal with the top part,” Rep. … Continue reading