Do not let Trump Distract You With New ‘Pirates of The Caribbean’ Hottie Brenton Thwaites
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Do not let Trump Distract You With New ‘Pirates of The Caribbean’ Hottie Brenton Thwaites

It’s getting harder and harder to keep up with the headlines coming out of Washington at increasingly dizzying speeds thanks to President Trump’s apparent talent for media distraction, so you’ll be forgiven if you’ve fallen for his latest and most brilliant attention trap, ‘Pirates of The Caribbean 5’ Australian cutie Brenton Thwaites. As admittedly satisfying … Continue reading

5 Birds To Fantasize About Living As For The Rest Of Election Season
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5 Birds To Fantasize About Living As For The Rest Of Election Season

Instead of living through the last couple weeks of garbage smell in verbal form that all of our news feeds have become, try pretending that you are, instead, a graceful creature of the sky. Your news is birdsong and your desk is the trees. Your friends are birds too and your conversation is more birdsong. You … Continue reading

News Source Tries Out Humanizing Sexual Assault Survivor Instead of Rapist This Time
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News Source Tries Out Humanizing Sexual Assault Survivor Instead of Rapist This Time

Following the conviction of a man who brutally sexually assaulted a female fellow student at a prestigious college campus, renowned national news source The Wild Times decided to really shake things up this time around and humanize the sexual assault survivor rather than her remorseless rapist in its coverage of the case. The article began … Continue reading

TLC announces new show The Man with Roughly 132 lbs of “Ballsyness”
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TLC announces new show The Man with Roughly 132 lbs of “Ballsyness”

An upcoming TLC special The Man with Roughly 132 lbs of “Ballsyness” will follow the serious story of Terry Thompson Sr, a man with a medical condition that left him with the “largest confidence in the world.” In 2008, Thompson suffered a blow to what was then his “average sized, vulnerable ego” and sustained what doctors describe … Continue reading