Area Woman Hasn’t Been Having Vivid, Exciting Dreams About You, Unless That Is, You’d Be Cool With That
Adulthood Struggles / Get More Sex / Neighborhood News / Women and Men

Area Woman Hasn’t Been Having Vivid, Exciting Dreams About You, Unless That Is, You’d Be Cool With That

Harriet Vazquez, a sales rep in your building, confirmed that you were absolutely not in her dream last night, or any other night in recent memory. She added that on the off chance you were to find that scenario acceptable, she would not rule out the possibility of your appearance in future dreams, perhaps as … Continue reading

Local woman picking up the pieces after waking up from “the best dream ever”
Adulthood Struggles / Celebrities / General Whining / Grief Counseling

Local woman picking up the pieces after waking up from “the best dream ever”

Saturday morning Mary Perry,  a 23 year old grad student, woke up to a horrifying realization about the best day of her life. The day started out like any other – in an extremely familiar yet hard to place coffee shop.”I was in line to order at the register,” described Perry, “when I noticed that … Continue reading