“I’m here to reach across the aisle and see which parts of me being eaten can align with my goals as well,” one Democratic legislator said early Thursday in between guttural shrieks of pain. “It’s impossible to fight back against every bite. When I do finally fight back against one, I want it to count.” … Continue reading
A mystery no more! Loyal viewers of The Gilded Age were rewarded during Sunday night’s season 2 finale when a game-changing reveal finally confirmed one of the most popular fan theories – that Ward McAllister, the charming arbiter of social rules and style in 1880s New York, is in fact the great-great-great-great grandfather of Kevin … Continue reading
Experts have found that a simple trick will improve the taste and texture of your booty the next time you serve your guests (or just yourself!). Rest your booty for ten minutes before serving, or all of the care and effort you put into preparation may result in a booty that’s tougher and chewier than … Continue reading
Modern understanding of gender and sexuality has led to so many exciting discussions and nuances. Since more people now realize that gender is a Spectrum, if you act now you can bundle a home telephone line with your identity. Since gender is separate from sexuality, this does not preclude you from getting lightning fast internet … Continue reading
NEW YORK– Last Sunday night Louis C.K. surprised the audience at the Comedy Cellar with a 15 minute set (which honestly doesn’t sound THAT long, or at least not as long as other guys I’ve heard stories about, and certainly no longer than any one of us has done) suggesting his return to comedy, and … Continue reading
Check out our trailer for DOIN’ IT, about trying to make it in Hollywood up from the bottom and — well, mostly staying there. Catch all 13 episodes of our web series here! DOIN’ IT is about two best friends who follow a piece of advice each episode about making it in showbiz, usually to … Continue reading
LOS ANGELES, CA – Local 29-year-old office coordinator Maisy Azoff has accomplished “plenty” at this point in her career, but still can’t get enough of the “oohs” and “aahs” she hears when she brings up her high school test scores. “When you get a 32 on the ACT, it’s ALWAYS relevant!” Azoff proclaims in a … Continue reading
ST. LOUIS, MO – It’s unclear how the polls and audience opinion will be affected since Trump revealed himself to be Cthulhu, supreme lord of destruction, chaos, and evil, just before the debate Sunday night. “I still just don’t trust Hillary,” one voter explained, as Trump/Cthulhu murdered a newborn baby in ritual sacrifice to ancient … Continue reading
ST. LOUIS, MO – Prominent white supremacist Dan Donelan, whose faith in the superiority of white people shapes every facet of his life and behavior, may be reconsidering his beliefs based on local white teen Tyler – who is seemingly not growing up to be “supreme.” “We like to give ‘em a few years to … Continue reading
Written by Leah Folta & Lia Woodward The internet is in an uproar after this morning’s announcement that Warner Bros. greenlit an all-female reboot of beloved childhood Olsen twins favorite It Takes Two – re-ruining childhoods already devastated by the recent Ghostbusters movie. Much of the outrage centers around the idea that two memorable roles … Continue reading
LeahAndLia.com 