The Musical Soundtrack To Postgrad Unemployment
Adulthood Struggles / Advice / Feats Of Musical Genius / General Whining / Grief Counseling

The Musical Soundtrack To Postgrad Unemployment

Your first summer as a degreed adult has dawned. As you may have noticed, the rest of your life sprawls endlessly, terrifyingly before you with no semblance of the former school-year structure you’ve known for roughly 90% of your life. Luckily, when I graduated I decided to capture the sounds of this horrible time in … Continue reading

Real Hobbits Weigh In on New Trends for the Hair “Down There” (On Their Feet)
Adulthood Struggles / General Whining / The Man

Real Hobbits Weigh In on New Trends for the Hair “Down There” (On Their Feet)

Ever since the one ring to rule them all was forged, the debate has been growing, but those  most affected by it are finally speaking up. More and more  female hobbits feel pressured – by their friends and peers, by their partners, by the media, and even by their parents – to remove the hair … Continue reading

The Customer Service Championship (If Dealing with Customer Service was a Sport)
Adulthood Struggles / General Whining / Sports / The Man

The Customer Service Championship (If Dealing with Customer Service was a Sport)

ACTION RECAP! The winners won, the losers blurted some “accidental” slurs, and the season is now wrapped up after the Keep Calm With Customer Service championship. THE FINALS The competition was long and bitter, as usual, in the three civilian vs. service rep final matches leading up to the championship game. The youngest competitor, college … Continue reading

What Your First Date Meal Says About You and the Future of Your Relationship
Adulthood Struggles / Advice / Get More Sex / Self Help

What Your First Date Meal Says About You and the Future of Your Relationship

So you’re on the first date, which is half the battle, and you’ve chosen to spend it eating food at a close proximity to one another. Now it’s time to discover your destiny. As the saying goes, “you date what you eat.” Sushi You’re real cool and cultured, eh? You’ve got the poise and grace … Continue reading

St. Patrick’s Day is Valentine’s Day’s Drunk Uncle
Adulthood Struggles / General Whining

St. Patrick’s Day is Valentine’s Day’s Drunk Uncle

There’s no holiday that’s so polarizing as St. Patrick’s Day. It’s a celebration of Irish-ness, but for many people who aren’t Irish, this can be a bit of salt on the wound. St. Patrick’s Day is often accused of being just another Hallmark scam, however chances are you’ve only heard that coming from somebody who … Continue reading