Jesus Deeply Moved By Support on Facebook
Adulthood Struggles / Inspirational / Social Media / Spirituality

Jesus Deeply Moved By Support on Facebook

In a statement issued Monday evening, Jesus of Nazareth, the central figure of Christianity, expressed his overwhelming gratitude for all of the “Likes” and “Shares” his pictures have received on Facebook, saying, “it really means a lot to me.” Until this week, Jesus, a self-proclaimed fan of face-to-face interactions and “just picking up the phone … Continue reading

Community wondering if stranded ducklings are doing this on purpose
Babies / Cute Cute Cute / General Whining / In The News / Neighborhood News

Community wondering if stranded ducklings are doing this on purpose

“So this was like the fourth sewer drain this week,” says local duckling rescuer (many times over) Anita Juarez. “And roof? How did they get onto a roof?” Disgruntled thoughts – shared by many citizens who are tired of getting ducklings out of and off of things around town. “Maybe we should just let them … Continue reading

The REAL Problem With Millennials
Adulthood Struggles / Advice / Fears / General Whining / In The News

The REAL Problem With Millennials

They are the “Me Generation,” coddled to delusion, constantly Twittering everything on their Facebooks. When I was your age, we didn’t have these millennial “material girls” with their mohawks, robot obsession, crop tops, hair metal, and the rise of crack cocaine. All these flannel-wearing draft-dodging feminist millennials are too selfish to get a job or … Continue reading