Scientific Community: “Love already 90% dead due to human activity.”
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Scientific Community: “Love already 90% dead due to human activity.”

HOLLYWOOD, California – Years of speculation and debate officially came to an end Monday as the scientific community announced it had reached a consensus: Love is already 90% dead, indisputably due to human activity. Experts were aware Love had been dying with increasing speed over the last decade, but  the idea that humans, especially famous … Continue reading

Obama Announces Hollywood Will Run On Renewable Blond Chris-es by 2022
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Obama Announces Hollywood Will Run On Renewable Blond Chris-es by 2022

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In good news for fans of sustainability and bad news for anyone already having trouble keeping track of Hollywood’s white Chris population, President Obama announced Thursday that the future of renewable Chris-es is looking bright – and very blond. “Recent advances have been astounding, but I know we can do better,” the … Continue reading