Obama Announces Hollywood Will Run On Renewable Blond Chris-es by 2022
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Obama Announces Hollywood Will Run On Renewable Blond Chris-es by 2022

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In good news for fans of sustainability and bad news for anyone already having trouble keeping track of Hollywood’s white Chris population, President Obama announced Thursday that the future of renewable Chris-es is looking bright – and very blond. “Recent advances have been astounding, but I know we can do better,” the … Continue reading

After Noah, Christians realize Captain America 2 also unfaithful to Bible
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After Noah, Christians realize Captain America 2 also unfaithful to Bible

There has been some pundit outrage this week that Darren Aronofsky’s new Christian religious happyjam movie Noah isn’t as happy or religious as expected. Turning for solace from the garbage nonmovie to the week’s other box office titan, Captain America 2, theatergoers were shocked and horrified to find that the Captain’s biblical story was also different than … Continue reading